Stupid Loans

Dude. These student loans are like herpes 'cause I'll have them for life. I borrowed way too much, there's no way out, and I have no life.

Dude's friend: That's 'cause you and your parents signed up for stupid loans, not student loans.
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bone it and loan it

when a male gets a boner, and either...
1) passes the girl on to another guy, so he can get a boner.
2) takes a slutty girl from a guy, so he can get a boner.

hens- loan it.
erik- DUDE JUST LET ME LOAN MARIA SO I CAN BONE IT...aka bone it and loan it.
by markism October 15, 2009
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loan anh

loan anh is a beautiful person inside and outside. an intellectual who deserves nothing but the best. a loan anh will always be there for you and you should always be there for them too.
- i wish i could be friends with a loan anh
- me too :( they're the best
by whzlien August 28, 2017
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Loan Fluid

When a form of debt owed has the capability of changing its point of origin, as in a home mortgage self identifying as an auto loan or student loan and combinations
Person 1: They passed student loan forgiveness, I just wish they would forgive my mortgage

Person 2: My mortgage is loan fluid and identifies as a student loan, so I’m set!
by Dave Chiconey August 25, 2022
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wet loans

When you provide financial assistance to a female in the hopes of engaging in sexual intercourse.
Pat from Chicago is already down $500 on his wet loans to his hot sorority intern.
by WetLoanGuy October 25, 2022
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Loan Thư

Loan Thư is a cute name, it always make us feel happy and warm when heard it and especially me. Loan Thư is my wife’s name, i really like hearing and speaking it everytime and everywhere. In addition, i want to talk about my wife, she is a romatic and lovely person. She always take care me <3 i love her, my Loan Thư
I love Loan Thư :33
by DuyluvLoanThu November 25, 2021
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loan shark

A person who loans money at very high interest rate, upwards of 10% a week, and will break your legs if you dont repay in time. Usually large amounts of cash under the table type of transactions
tony soprano is a loan shark that you dont want to mess with
by Gongo July 19, 2004
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