loaded

1. Anyone who has any more than $300 on them at any given time.

2. Anyone worth robbing/mugging.

3. A woman who has the aim of shopping.

1. Look at Eddy-he's fucking loaded!

2. Let's go mug Eddy!

3. Ah shit. That's not Eddy.

by Zephor February 9, 2010

loads

marijuana, pot, weed. A load would be equivalent to a bowl.

Those are some dank loads.

Pack a load.

by Filip January 3, 2005

Load

The size of a guys pecker.

John stuck his dick in Kathy down by the lake but she couldn't handle his load.

by Deep blue 2012 January 5, 2010

load

a rather overweight person

That fat girl stuffing her face over there is a real load.

by ziomek September 22, 2007

loaded

1. Put into or filled, past tense. As in cargo, luggage, etc.

2. High, Drunk or on drugs. Wasted.

1. The truck is loaded, let's go.

2. Tonight we get loaded and find us some...

by Phaedrus August 29, 2004

loaded

Someone who is carrying a lot of weapons / firearms on him / her
A guy who has a big dick
Someone who is carrying a lot of anything / stuff around with them

Watch out for that guy - he is loaded!!!

or

I can't carry anymore groceries - I am loaded already

by MMM August 30, 2004

Load

When huckster isn't a strong enough word for how big a jack wagon someone is. When they have a step son semen mist about them. Also used for someone fat and sloppy.

Guy walks into dealership with orange hair, a limp and a trade. And he's a super duper huckster.
Great, here comes this load.

Or

Eating 6 tacos on Saturday at lunch.

Look at this load

by Jake Janewski December 7, 2018