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Red Lighter Myth

the urban legend that possessing a lighter that is predominantly red will bring bad luck upon the beholder and all surrounding members.
"Yo man, come hit these headies!"
"No way, man! The red lighter myth.. Not unless you throw that red lighter in the trash and whip out a new one.. I'm not trying to die."
by Rob C-Money November 30, 2006
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Spot Lighter

Someone who is a lazy good for nothing employee unless a supervisor is around, that is when they act like they were working hard and have been for hours. Then they go back to their usual laziness after the supervisor has left.
Spec. Brown: Man, did you see that spot lighter today?

Cpl. Jones: Private Snuffy again?

Spec. Brown: Yep, Snuffy was goofing off in my room then saw Sgt. Mac coming down the hall. The spot lighting son of a gun started working when Sarge came in and went back to doing nothing when Sarge left. We need to give him a Soap Party.

Cpl. Jones: I hate Blue Falcons!
by Ack Ack June 10, 2009
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white lighter

A BIC brand lighter that is completely white.
A white lighter is a bad omen, which must be immediately removed and destroyed to balance karma.
All three performers Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, and Marlyn Monroe died at the age of 27 with white lighters on them, they were all also left handed.
by uradonkey003 March 17, 2012
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On a lighter note

The only phrase needed when you want to interupt work-related discussion to ask about lunch plans for the day.
Scott: ...as long as we can get this done by Thursday, we'll be fine.
Todd: No problem. So, on a lighter note...
Scott: I've had jewdoba all week. I'm ready for fuckin' Hooters today.
Todd: Awesome. Let's go.
by Jerky1037 February 20, 2009
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White Lighter

Someone who is unlucky and unlucky to be around
This person is the white lighter (T.M.)
1)Dui
2)Evading arrest
3)Running into a stop sign
4)Caught shoplifting beer
5)Got MIP while riding in a friends car (thats his second)
6)Domestic Violence

Ironically he maintains 3.8GPA and isn't a bad kid and still gets girls
by Bham44 January 6, 2010
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dick lighter

The act of using your dick to start a fire, more specifically, cumshotting into whatever you're trying to burn.
When Daquan decided to pull out, he accidentally started a fire with his dick lighter
by bbc.flamethrower.reborncum March 15, 2015
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whtie lighter

A true hawaiian who lights up one haole cahz
a "haole" aka a white person gets light up by one true hawaiian using a whtie lighter
by Hawaiian 808 April 26, 2016
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