Shitty lesbian

Shitty lesbian is me.

1-in what category of lesbian you are?
2-im shitty lesbian

by BISCHHHHHH May 16, 2021

Liquor Lesbian

Heterosexual female who, after the excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages, engages in agressive flirtatious behavior with other females.

When drunk, the liquor lesbian wants to feel your breasts, grab your cooch or continuously tell you how "hot" you are. As soon as she's sober she can't recall the "incident"

by Jess G April 30, 2007

Lesbian

A lesbian is a dick vegan.

Brad how many times do I have to tell you I’m a lesbian, so put that shlong back in your pants

by Ass_sniffer December 8, 2018

U-Haul Lesbian

A U-Haul lesbian is a LGBTQ+ (specifically lesbian) term for a lesbian who gets attached very quickly. The joke that goes along with this term is “What does a lesbian bring on the second date? A U-Haul.” Because they get so attached that they bring a moving truck to move in immediately with their significant other.

I went on a date with a U-Haul lesbian. She annoyed me so much that I won’t go on a second date.

by jawanna blowme? January 7, 2020

Lesbian yearning

Is when a lesbian craves a girl so deeply that she would do anything for her

Ex: Ellie Chu is lesbian yearning for Aster Flores
Go watch #TheHalfOfIt on netflix

by Redchaoxx May 1, 2020

Attention Lesbian

A female typically in High School who claims she is a lesbian for the sole purpose of getting attention. Possibly due to the lack of attention received at home, Attention Lesbians feel the need to pretend they are gay in order to become popular and get talked about.

Person 1: Did you hear Lisa is dating that girl?
Person 2: Yeah but she is an attention lesbian.

by TheRealist1 October 20, 2010

lesbian

a female who likes girls not boys. MALES SHOULDN’T FETISHISE US BECAUSE THATS DISGUSTING.

boy1: you’re pretty wanna go out sometime?
girl: sorry i’m a lesbian

boy1: i LiKe GiRls WhO lIkE gIrLs (that tiktok sound)

boy2: bro that’s gross women who love women aren’t for us to fetishise that’s not right dude.
girl: FINALLY

by leah the lesbooooo June 24, 2020