Anal Loitering

A witty phrase, used to describe the act of butt fucking.

Guy 1: "Dude, you know we discussed the rules on butt fu..."

*Child walks in the room*

Guy 1: "...I mean, Anal Loitering in the kitchen."

Guy 2: "Where else can I get off and make a sandwich simultaneously?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, good point."

by Neoterist March 20, 2012

bev leering

A super fun guy.

Wow he's a real Bev Leering!

by Flipwon1 July 2, 2018

Aggressive Loitering

The act of loitering that can be deemed as being aggressive, with examples such as loitering in front of a mall door to prevent people entering.

We now begin the trial of Dofy Doofer for the crime of aggressive loitering.

by silvervoid22 September 12, 2018

Ryan Levering

Pretty Poggers Person

"Yo that dude Ryan Levering is super cool"

by Not Barrett Pardo January 13, 2021

Kitty Littering

My friends and I have an event. Someone sucks and you want to give them a get fucked/you're a loser. Rocky area...you turn away from them. And kick the rocks at them like a cat in a litter. It's called Kitty littering someone.

He wouldn't shut up so I ended up Kitty Littering him before walking away.

by Taverndegenerates August 3, 2023

second-hand littering

Refers to where you pick up a discarded object to examine it for possible value to you, then decide that you don't want it, either, and toss it down again.

Second-hand littering has been a hotly-debated topic for eons. One the one hand, a person who picks up something that someone else has already thrown away likely feels that it's not his responsibility to go and find a trash can for said discarded object just because he briefly handled it, since he was not the one who originally discarded the item, and he himself is a conscientious bloke who never litters like that with his own trash. But many other humans disagree --- they feel that by tossing away the item again, this "second" person is littering just as much as the "original" litterbug, since he, too, is dropping an unwanted item on the ground. "Dropping any unwanted item on the ground instead of in a trash can is still littering," they insist, "regardless of whether the item was already there or not!"

by QuacksO August 17, 2018