Laundry Kitten

When a kitten wakes up from a nap in a clean laundry pile/basket smelling like fresh linen and new kitten

"Hey cool apartment! Wow what's that delightful scent?"

"Oh that's Miles! He's totes Laundry Kitten today!"

by PunkassIndustries June 19, 2013

drunk laundry

the act of completing something mildly productive while wasted

Mandy had way too much of things and ended up home early on Friday. Instead of wasting time online posting nonsense and feeling like her life was trash, she did some drunk laundry and Saturday morning seemed more promising

by von groovy March 8, 2019

Big Laundry

Copious amounts of fabric stringed together that over time has accumulated a variety of dirt, dust, and other generally unfavorable materials that would benefit from being placed in a machine designed to cleanse such stringed together fabric over a period of time using detergent, water, and large amounts of spiral force over a period of approximately one hour only to then be exposed to high temperatures for an equal if not greater amount of time with equil spiral force, building up static electricity during that period of time. These newly cleansed fabrics must then be properly folded and stored in order to maintain their ideal condition for a long period of time until they are worn again, accumulating a variety of dirt, dust, and other generally unfavorable materials, beginning the cycle once again.

Remember a few schemes ago when I couldn't figure out what Big Laundry meant? Well this! This is what I meant!

by A Cleaver Username March 4, 2021

Gay Laundry

When you and your male friends all cum in each other’s socks and then wear them to jerk each other off.

It’s a common occurrence for the men in the United Nations to have some Gay Laundry.

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021

laundry noam

that little creture that lives in your washing machine that steals all your socks and underwear.

the laundry noam stole all of my socks!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

Dropped The Laundry

1) The act of being extremely enraged about an occurance, generally pertaining, though not limited to, a sexual encounter.

2) The act of accidentally viewing something which the viewer was not necessarily meant to see, again, usually pertaining, though not limited to, a sexual encounter.

1) Jack: Adam, why are you grounded?

Adam: My mom dropped the laundry when she found out about my poor grades.

2) Tom: Albert, why do you have that horrified look on your face?

Albert: Dude, I dropped the laundry on my mom and the milk man last night.

by Mr. Bearr February 15, 2010

Laundry Quarters

When a friend accepts oral compensation for doing your laundry. One orgasm per load.

Chris gave six laundry quarters to Helen for the six loads of very dirty laundry she cleaned.

TRANSLATION:

Chris performed cunninglingus six times on Helen for the six loads of dirty laundry she cleaned.

by Jerkis March 28, 2009