laptop hippies

People usually rich who prefer to be dirty smelly hippies but embrace and have a solid grasp of technology.

Look at all of those laptop hippies under the tree updating their blog in between games of hacky sack.

by Fitz78 November 28, 2007

laptop dj

1. A DJ that uses a laptop to perform and mix music with the assistance of midi controllers, CD or vinyl turntables with timecode.
2. A DJ who cannot mix without pressing sync.
3. A kid in his early teens who buys a numark mixtrack and tells all his friends he's a "super cool dj" when he cannot mix at all.

S3rl - Press Play Walk Away:

Press play, walk away
I'm your laptop DJ
I don't know how to mix
So I just click on sync

by theo880 November 11, 2013

dutch laptop

When you fart with a laptop on your lap, thus trapping the aroma until the laptop is moved.

Dad: Hey son take a look at this website

Son: Sure, uh OMG what the hell is that smell?

Dad: Oh, sorry son, I had a dutch laptop going

by chiguy61 December 11, 2010

laptop poop

The act of sitting on the toilet to empty your bowels, while using a laptop.

Screen name 1: dude what are you up to right now?
Screen name 2: taking a laptop poop
Screen name 1: really? me too lmao

by Laptop pooper February 11, 2010

laptop cumgasm

A laptop cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's naked in bed jacking off, and watching porn on his laptop, when he blows his load all over his keyboard.

Last night, I had a messy laptop cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet February 19, 2021

The Laptop Mizer

a character from the hit online web series "Write That Shit Down", portrayed by Robert McCormack. The Laptop Mizer dresses in wildly inappropriate clothing, steals people's laptops, downloads the most horrible pornography imaginable onto it, and then masturbates all over it.

Bingington: Who are you?
Laptop Mizer: I'm... THE LAPTOP MIZER! *laughs*

by Robert "This Fucking Sucks" M. January 18, 2009

laptop dance

Watching a strip tease on ones laptop while you place your laptop on your lap to try to imitate a lap dance.

Dude a had a major boner this morning using my laptop to get a laptop dance.

by mrdollabill4life March 22, 2009