Laptop Gangster 

White suburban male who live with his momma and makes comments online he would never make in person.

Laptop gangster in action (White suburban boy with manicured lawn) Yo biacth... I grew up in da' hood of minneapolis.

Laptop Gangster by burkons October 14, 2008

Laptop Lesbian 

A woman who can only give voice to her lesbian impulses on-line or via email.

Bonnie's such a tease. She's been sending hot emails to Sandy for weeks, but when they ran into each other at Matt's party, like nothing happened. Bonnie's a total laptop lesbian.

Laptop Lesbian by Marty G. December 10, 2007

Laptop Fucker 

One who appreciates the fucking of laptops. A laptop fucker comes under the spectrum of technophiles.

boy 1: "I've recently discovered the joys of penetrating the 'top"

boy 2: "You laptop fucker! Guess what, just last night, my laptop gave me a lapdance"

Laptop Fucker by tech4ever November 5, 2008

Laptop Gangster 

An annoying person online, often in teens, who becomes tough when they get behind a keyboard. They often talk trash, curse, and criticize everyone. But, if they were to see that person in real life, they would probably shit themself. Also, many laptop gangsters live in the suburbs.

Laptop Gangster-"Bring it bitch, i ain't scared of no one. I grew up in the hood pussy."

John-"Shut the fuck up you little 5 year old. You're nothing but a laptop gangster."

Laptop Gangster by THATS MAH BITCH! April 18, 2010

laptop gazzing 

laptop gazzing(lap tawp gaz-zing):The action of staring at one's laptop with no immediate intentions.

Just sitting here laptop gazzing. Can I call you back?

laptop gazzing by popdropsnramen August 22, 2010

Laptop Nazism 

the practice of nonchalantly handing out detentions for trivial violations of a school's acceptable use policy

I got a two hour detention for leaving my computer in the locker room for five minutes; seems like our school is abiding by Laptop Nazism.

Laptop Nazism by Aramano April 13, 2010

Laptop Snoozer 

A laptop snoozer is a laptop users that will use his/her laptop so much, that they will doze off mid-use.

A term coined one Sunday night when a programmer who was testing his code dozed off in front of his Macbook Pro. At three in the morning. He woke up at seven finding himself surrounded by drool and vowels (in his code).

Me: Apparently, I am a laptop snoozer.
You: A wha?
Me: I woke up at seven surrounded by my laptop, drool and vowels.
You: Oh. Wow.

Laptop Snoozer by SteveySA October 12, 2009