a lanky absolute fuck-up. a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter is someone who is tall but skinny and fucks up all the time.
by Randers bobanders June 8, 2018
A local villager that doesn’t like ‘outsiders’ entering ‘their village’ usually believes in barmy stories that the authorities tell them, without applying any logical thinking or common sense. Enter the village at your own risk.
Lanky Yokel: Of course it’s possible for someone to drown in a shallow river and go unnoticed by ‘expert’ divers, sonar, sniffer dogs, drones, and members of the public for 23 days and of course it’s possible for an inaminate object to move against the tide.
Lanky yokel: it doesn’t mattet if a crime has been committed if the family are happy with the verdict.
Lanky yokel: it doesn’t mattet if a crime has been committed if the family are happy with the verdict.
by MB_NB July 9, 2023
A local villager that doesn’t like ‘outsiders’ entering ‘their village’ usually believes everything that the authorities tell them, without applying any logical thinking or common sense. Enter the village at your own risk.
Lanky Yokel: Of course it’s possible for someone to drown in a shallow river and go unnoticed by ‘expert’ divers, sonar, sniffer dogs, drones, and members of the public for 23 days.
by MB_NB July 9, 2023
An individual with lots of money and cars, also can be used to refer to a male that attracts a lot of females
by Xbffgb July 29, 2018
The best, and healthiest cereal brand. Lanky Flakes is made up of 100% natural ingredients. Each color has a different flavor of basic fruits. Red: strawberry, orange: orange, yellow: banana, green: lime, blue: blueberry, & purple: grape. See more information on your box of Lanky Flakes when you purchase it at: Best Buy, Walmart, Target, Kohl's, Acme, & ShopRite!
by Lanky Kong! December 11, 2017
by Diivition May 28, 2022
Someone who’s over the age of 30 who comes into your DMs who you don’t wanna talk too, also known as a pedophile
Friend #1: Did you hear about the Skanky Lanky on the tv?
Friend #2: yeah ofc he’s one of the top 10 pedophiles
Friend #2: yeah ofc he’s one of the top 10 pedophiles
by No Skanky Lankys Allowed June 1, 2020