A lollipop hammer is a dick with a large mushroom head that when erect is used to bash someone in the face with, usually during oral intercourse.
by chaunpop January 03, 2014
by HydraLegendz November 05, 2015
While in the middle of receiving fellatio excellence, your smashpiece places your balls in their mouth, sucks them and pulls until they break the suction creating a "pop" sound.
by the real Jewcy August 06, 2015
by Richella January 09, 2009
a sexual act in which a load is dumped in a fedora, which is then proceeded to be worn during coitus. During coitus, a midget stands on the shoulders of the man, and a hole must be cut in the fedora so the midget may fit his shaft in the fedora, encasing it in fecal matter. More layers of midgets and fedoras may be added. While this is happening, the male inserts a lollipop into the hole in his dick, stick first, and the female gives him oral. The female may have midgets on her back too. Meanwhile, the female is to give anal to a male platypus. Male platypi are known to have venomous spurs on the inner thigh, and as the platypus is probably scared and confused by the entire event, it will use the spurs to incapacitate the female while she is sucking the lollipop. The platypus may also be wearing a hat. During all this, the female has several gay men giving her manicures and pedicures and perms. The female also lays on an overturned cactus during all of this, and the back and forth motions rip up her internal organs, which are then feasted upon by the gay men, the midgets, and the platypus. The man may not parttake in the feast, or else it wouldn't be a lichtensteiner lolipop. He must instead commit ritual suicide with a toaster in a bathtub, lolipop still inserted.
Duuuuude, I gave shaniqa a lichtensteiner lollipop earlier!
wait- then shouldn't you be dead?
Yeah, yeah, we just finished, I'm on my way to the tub.
wait- then shouldn't you be dead?
Yeah, yeah, we just finished, I'm on my way to the tub.
by jamal_the_pirate August 04, 2010
Teenagers (typically females) from mid to high income families with little to no disposable income due to high mortgages, car payments, etc have been know to engage in prostitution. These teenagers can typically be found in large malls standing or walking around sucking on a lollipop. The teenagers will perform sexual acts in exchange for money to purchase designer clothing and/or clothing that fits the latest trends.
A typical "lollipop girl" would be wearing pajama pants or sweatpants and a tank top or similar casual top. The dead give away, as stated before, is the lollipop in their mouth. One would not be surprised to see them enjoying the lollipop in a seductive way.
If you find one of these girls in your local mall you should probably avoid them as they are most likely jailbait.
A typical "lollipop girl" would be wearing pajama pants or sweatpants and a tank top or similar casual top. The dead give away, as stated before, is the lollipop in their mouth. One would not be surprised to see them enjoying the lollipop in a seductive way.
If you find one of these girls in your local mall you should probably avoid them as they are most likely jailbait.
"All I could find in the mall yesterday was lollipop girls."
"Damn, there are so many lollipop girls today they are a dime a dozen!"
"Damn, there are so many lollipop girls today they are a dime a dozen!"
by iburnmycd August 02, 2006
A term used when one must partake in activities many people dislike, though for unclear reasons, he/she enjoys.
by chocolatism January 16, 2011