muzzel loader

This is a sex move when a woman takes off her underwear and puts them in her mouth. The male then rams his penis in her mouth stuffing the underwear down her throat.

Your girl friend got the muzzel loader by a civil war vet.

by Richard Whitt February 3, 2007

Muzzle Loader

During gay sex, one man takes a shit in the other mans anus. (see alabama hot pocket) The man who took a shit then fucks the other man in the anus. The man who was fucked in the anus then expels the packed-in feces out of his anus, creating the effect of a muzzle loader rifle.

Matt performed the muzzle loader on his gay partner.

by t nigs May 30, 2007

e-loader

an emotional freeloader; someone who feeds off of people's life stories but won't divulge anything about themselves; an inequitable one-sided reserved, seemingly judgmental, non-discloser, especially when in the presense of others who divulge freely

I'm not inviting Paul to dinner next time. I spilled out my guts and he didn't say a damn thing about himself. He's such an e-loader.

by auralist May 13, 2005

Front Loader

The area surrounding the rolls of fat just above a fat woman's crotch. Similar to the fup.

Damn, even though she lost all that weight, she still has her front loader.

by munnie October 13, 2008

full-loader

Getting stinkin' drunk or wasted and not holding back.

You should've come out last night. We pulled a full-loader and Colin picked up a couple tights.

by Turkey_Dinner August 28, 2006

Bubble Loader

1. A useless product, made only for money and/or personal gain.

2. Something that's everywhere because of it's looks rather than it's performance values.

3. A slang-name, used to degrade a person's status as a high-ranking member of society.

1. When the Bubble Loader Crisis of 2015 started, the American public found themselves rather stupid, while bowing down to their righteous leader, Christopher A. Sinclair.

2. Michael Bay is the King of the Constantly Transforming Land of the Bubble Loaders.

3. "You know, man, 'hat Bubble Loada' in th' big White Hous' sure know how'ta mess 'em thing up! Ya feelin' meh?"

by TheAngrySlaveWriter June 18, 2015

Louisiana Musket Loader

An absolute wretched act where one is having safe, consensual sex with their friend’s mother, but proceeds to shave their pubes and insert them inside of her vagina whilst thrusting upon her. (Side effects may include) rug burn, hair in your urethra, ball entanglement, pubic nesting, bird chirping.

Figure 1: “I’m gonna give your mom the good ol’ Louisiana Musket Loader.”

Figure 2: “I don’t even know what that is.”

by Your.local.dumbass November 25, 2021