by knownbyanyothername January 06, 2023
liv land is the land of mystical beings; no one knows precisely where it is located, though, it is said to be an ethereal ground who's gates open exactly in the centre of the milky way galaxy. according to ancient folklore, it is the number one hangout spot for gods and faes. if you happen to be a citizen of liv land you're considered to be amongst the luckiest beings to have ever existed.
by gethelpliv October 14, 2021
by frodo baggins July 02, 2004
by Peaseblossom85 November 09, 2005
The act of masturbating into a car vent but when you begin ejaculating you start the car so the cum flies into the face of the man.
by Peace sells but who's buying June 04, 2021
Another stretch done by the Hatleys. Done by first stretching your hands into the air. Then bending forward almost to your feet. Its often done by Ben Hatley after he's been sitting for too long. It is also done by his wife, Liv. Guaranteed to relax a creaky back. Its one of the exercises collectively known as 'Hatley Stretches'.
Liv: Oh no, my back's all creaky. I gotta do a Liv Lean.
Ben: You poor thing! I know what you need. My back gets creaky sometimes, too. Only I do a Hatley Hula to stretch mine.
Liv: Yeah, but the Liv Lean is much easier. All you do is throw your hands up in the air and then lean forward. You know, like you were going to touch your toes, but you just dangle your hands in front. It gives you a good, long stretch in your back. (Liv demonstrates to Ben how the stretch is done).
Ben: Wow! This really works. Its a real s-t-r-e-t-c-h! (groans in relief) Good one, Liv! My back feels great now.
Liv: (starts laughing at him) I told you so! Its one of the best back stretches. This is great! Whenever your back is sore, a Liv Lean can perk it right up.
Opal: Did I hear you right? Is that one of your stretches you do? My back's a little creaky. Can you show me?
Ben: Sure, you stretch your hands over your head and then lean down almost to the ground. It really stretches the back.
Opal: Sweet! I'm gonna have to show this to Ed. He'll love it.
Ben: You poor thing! I know what you need. My back gets creaky sometimes, too. Only I do a Hatley Hula to stretch mine.
Liv: Yeah, but the Liv Lean is much easier. All you do is throw your hands up in the air and then lean forward. You know, like you were going to touch your toes, but you just dangle your hands in front. It gives you a good, long stretch in your back. (Liv demonstrates to Ben how the stretch is done).
Ben: Wow! This really works. Its a real s-t-r-e-t-c-h! (groans in relief) Good one, Liv! My back feels great now.
Liv: (starts laughing at him) I told you so! Its one of the best back stretches. This is great! Whenever your back is sore, a Liv Lean can perk it right up.
Opal: Did I hear you right? Is that one of your stretches you do? My back's a little creaky. Can you show me?
Ben: Sure, you stretch your hands over your head and then lean down almost to the ground. It really stretches the back.
Opal: Sweet! I'm gonna have to show this to Ed. He'll love it.
by Dusty's Baby Powder May 28, 2011
In the South West of England, the phrase "Damnit Liv" grew in popularity in early 2007 as a term of intense frustration or to express extreme anger at a situation that presents itself, this colloquial use of the phrase gained such popularity it has been listed in slang dictionaries1 and printed on t-shirts to express continual ironic damnation of a situation.
by russelcup February 03, 2010