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lawlipop

A hard-candy treat made entirely of giggles, usually enjoyed after a rousing victory in videogame competitions. Often served on a stick so as to avoid messy hands and a dirty keyboard. Popular at LAN parties in the upper Midwest.
"Dewd, eye tewtellee pweened this nub on WoW last nite! Eye think he repoarted me tew teh admin lolol."

"Yew r teh bestest nubkiller in Azeroth! Lawlipop!!1!1!"
by I don't play WoW August 15, 2006
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Lawlcano

"Dude did you just see Scott eat the pavement?!"

"LAWLCANO!"
by Ginnywearsprada April 5, 2009
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lawll

a less annoying and cooler way to say lol
it was so funny lawll
by edanna October 30, 2010
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lawks-a-mercy

Exclamation sometimes used in the south/mountain areas, similar to "Lord have mercy." Seems to be dying out of common usage, but still said among the elderly sometimes.
Lawks-a-mercy, did you see that spider?! It must have been the size of my hand!
by SouthernBelladonna March 5, 2011
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lawlhammer

invented by Nicholas Fennema (April 4th, 2005 with inspiration from the unknown origin's rotflcopter, and Digital Ph33r's rotflknife

lawlhammer (loll-ham-mer): noun (1.) a blunt weapon that is used to kill any joke that has gone far enough (2.) the gravity hammer on halo 3 (3.) the judge's gabble which is used for condemning people for heinous crimes (4.) the last laugh
if you can't get the last word, or if you can't get a word in edgewise: use the lawlhammer to make it clear that if you had an actual hammer, you would bludgeon him to death, so therefore, politely letting the person know to STFU
1. guy: TWSS!!!
guy: LOOOOOOOL!!!!
me: lol
guy: ROTFL!!!
guy: LMAO!!!!
guy: ROTFLCOPTER!!!!!
guy: ROTFLMAOL!!!
me: lawlhammer

2. THAT N00B JUST PWND ME WITH A F***ING LAWLHAMMER!!!

3. The judged banged his lawlhammer at once, when the clown who mass-murdered mimes had been convicted for his crimes. He was then sent to the UB3R-D3ATH-R0W, where his death would be brought about by being kicked into a pit, totally naked, with zombie-MJ in it.

4. Lawlhammer.
by theonepaladin September 3, 2009
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lawliphile

One who laughs while looking at underage hentai.
Omg SniPr WhoRE LOLZ LAwLIpHIlE@!1onE
by Spraypainsos May 2, 2006
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Mother-in-lawlandia

The place where Clinical Psychologists living in Montana go when their dreams of a happy family life and frequent copulations are thwarted by lowlife social workers from Texas. The word is derived from an incident involving a Clinical Psychologist who became engaged to a divorced woman living in Texas with her two children. The psychologist attempted to convince the social worker that he would be a good father if he gave up custody rights and let his children move to Montana with their mother. To sweeten the deal, he explained that they could live in a house with a mother-in-law apartment.

For two years the Clinical Psychologist harassed the social worker through emails including an increasingly bizarre combination of insults and scientific literature reviews. He even tried to force the hand of the social worker by marrying and impregnating his ex-wife. When he finally became convinced that the social worker did not want to become a better father by giving up his children, he abruptly moved into the mother-in-law apartment, armed himself with a shotgun and a hook-on beard, and declared himself the ruler of the soverign nation of Mother-in-lawlandia.

After a shoot-out with ATF agents ended with his mortal wounding, the Clinical Psychologist was found muttering, "Including snow! Including snow!" which he continued doing until he expired.

Since this incident, any time a Clinical Psychologist living in Montana goes crazy after waiting until his late 30s to find a suitable mate who lives 5 hours away by plane and is thwarted for two years by her ex-husband in his attempt to set up a houshold with her in Montana, he is said to have gone to Mother-in-lawlandia.
If that crazy mother-fucking Clinical Psychologist doesn't hurry up and get laid, he'll end up in Mother-in-lawlandia.
by Webster February 12, 2005
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