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Kobe "Scooby Doo" Bryant

One who licks his face more than a dog. It can either be with one big tongue swipe in a circular motion covering the entire facial area, or a flurry of smaller licks as if he is trying to eat his own lips.
Kobe "Scooby Doo" Bryant had a press conference today, and showed the world how to eat your own face while speaking.
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Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bean Bryant (/ˈkoʊbi / KOH-bee; August 23, 1978 – January 26, 2020), nicknamed, "Black Mamba," was an American professional basketball player. A shooting guard, Bryant entered the National Basketball Association (NBA) directly from high school, and played his entire 20-season professional career in the league with the Los Angeles Lakers. Bryant won five NBA championships, was an 18-time All-Star, 15-time member of the All-NBA Team, 12-time member of the All-Defensive Team, was named the 2008 NBA Most Valuable Player (MVP), and was a two-time NBA Finals MVP winner. Widely regarded as one of the greatest players of all time

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Kobe Bryant shot a basketball and scored.
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