One who licks his face more than a dog. It can either be with one big tongue swipe in a circular motion covering the entire facial area, or a flurry of smaller licks as if he is trying to eat his own lips.
Kobe "Scooby Doo" Bryant had a press conference today, and showed the world how to eat your own face while speaking.
by elfstrodamus6 October 18, 2006

Friend:yo who's kobe bryant Me: HELICOPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by on fo nem January 31, 2021

by JoseDaGoat445 February 13, 2025

For some he was a really great basketball player... for some he was a really good rapper... for some he was the best Bulls player.. and for some he was just LeBron.
Person 1:Wow, look! She posted a story saying RIP KOBE BRYANT (my fave rapper)
Person 2:Damn those Kobe fans will tear her apart
Person 2:Damn those Kobe fans will tear her apart
by Haaaalllloooowwww February 22, 2020

A great basketball player that played for the lakers that passed away January 26, 2020
R.I.P. to the legend
R.I.P. to the legend
by ynwpap3rchaser January 29, 2020
