knudle

(cah-noodle) To manipulate oneself to be the little spoon in a cuddle session. The origins are derived from the late Joseph Knudler the third.

In a cuddle session, Peter knudled himself with Veronica so that he was the little spoon.

by Joey Knudler September 20, 2011

kurdistani

The most warm hearted people on the planet from Kurdistan. Usually have spiked black hair with a few ginger hairs in their beard. You’ll find that they have the biggest pride for a nation without an officially recognised country. But still they are proud of their Mesopotamian Roots and continue to show that through their Amazing Personalities we are noticeable by a chain around our necks, a rolex, yeezys, fake supreme, gucci or versace and anything else that makes everyone jelous lmao.....one thing to keep in mind. They really HATE pakis. (LOL)

Wow thats one cool Kurdistani. Hes Kurdish, from Kurdistan. And somehow hes fluent in about 5 languages on average.

by Soran Yousif October 8, 2019

Erik Knudsen

Sexy, hot and would TOTALLY fuck
Erik knudsen is literally daddy

Girl: I would totally fuck him so hard

Boy: Who?
Girl: Erik knudsen. He’s so fucking hot
Boy: Oh yeah, I want a piece of that

by hornybb March 6, 2021

kurdis

a person who is full of themselves but cool sometimes

you are acting like a kurdis

by my goatdefs December 1, 2017

Kurdis

A person who has royal blood from the gods themselves. They are beautiful and magnificent which gives them extreme amounts of confidence. They can be brutally honest, but means well. They believe their better than everyone, and they hate peasant like people. Finally, they crave attention and no one in the world will understand then expect for the Gods themselves.

I can't believe you're so self-centered just like a Kurdis!!

by [e-mail] May 20, 2019

Turdy Kurd

The blending by the penis, inside the vagina, of semen and feces. Usually occurs when anal intercourse is abandoned in favor of vaginal, generally as the result of a filthy anus.

So I was with this chick last night, and I started the buttsex, but apparently she's never heard of toilet paper. So I gave her a turdy kurd.

by thorvindr February 28, 2009

knurtel

round stick with which to beat an old lady when performing the Trondheim Hammer Donce

Dude, I was performing the TRONDHEIN HAMMER DONCE, and I toally ruined this OLD LADY with my KNURTEL. BASH! WALLOP! It was amazing.

by ValhallaShoes October 16, 2005