kooshim

Hebrew word for nigger.

Ani lo sovel kooshim

by Burnoutt91001 June 12, 2009

Kosher Tax

A Jewish scam on the American public where large companies are forced to pay a Rabbi to certify their products "kosher" and Americans who buy the product foot the bill. Based on a study by The Jewish Newsletter in 1968, Rabbi's who certify products Kosher were bilking companies $30000+ per year for this service. That's one rabbi and one company! In the late 60's Jews were collecting $20,000,000 per year by this illegal tax. In todays dollars, that means Jews are pocketing $50,000,000+ per year! STOP THE KOSHER TAX SCAM!!

Next time you are at the store pick up a can of food and look for a "U" or "K" on the label. If it has one and you buy it, you are paying The Great Kosher Tax Scam.

by anonymouse.com June 28, 2007

Kosher Ham

awesome website where you can buy cool jew shirts that are hilarious.

an oxymoron, but hilarious.

i went to kosher ham and bought a hilarious shirt.

by xXawesomeXx June 25, 2009

kosher-adjacent

A Jewish person who is selectively kosher.

Larry allowed himself to eat cheesburgers and bacon, but not shellfish, making him kosher-adjacent.

by aaaabelle113 July 25, 2011

Kosher tits

When a woman has naturally large breast, no fillers or substitution.

at my best friends bar mitzvah, I admired his aunts ample Kosher Tits

by rapper baby of death April 17, 2013

koshelal

koshelal

Something that is kosher and halal at the same time

Why don't Muslims consider kosher food koshelal? Jews consider halal food not only halal, but koshelal.

by Sexydimma March 17, 2015

koosher

A sexual position that involves having sexual intercourse while the female plays pc games and clutches the round as a male ejaculates

babe get off the pc or ima koosher you

by gfdghadhfg February 10, 2018