Kettle face

Kettle face-The Results of a kettle attack. The Face is so battered it resembles the print of a kettle.

Youve been kettled.

He was smacked with that kettle, hes got a kettle face.

by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009

Kettle Nonce

When someone who has a massive head cant hold the weight of it up when running.

Hahaha! Seen him running the kettle nonce! Cant carry his head bless him.

by Coops12345 June 29, 2017

sex kettle

a sex kettle is a person who always has really hot sex regardless of who it is with, boiling some might say

"i took this bird up the road the other night and she was a proper sex kettle" meaning that the girl said individual had sex with made the sex really hot

by Bazbestos May 28, 2010

Kettle Corn

When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.

Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Tea Kettle

Where you place your balls in someone's mouth and then urinate into their eyes.

The other day, my roommate slept for 16 hours so I tea kettled his ass.

by 3rd Floor Seward September 25, 2006

Put the Kettle On

To prepare for sexual intercourse.

"I just spent my entire work shift looking at pictures of Tom Cruise as Stacey Jaxx...put the kettle on, honey."

by Anonymous467 June 25, 2012

Put the kettle on

to have enough time (i.e. for a chat)

A: How's your date from last week?
B: Well... That's a long story.
A: Great, I'll put the kettle on!

by janeofalltrades January 3, 2021