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Kensington Juan

A person who masterbate to feet pics from Anthony Bourdain, or plays last of us while drinking horse semen from a whiskey glass in his tavern with jumper cables on his nipples.
I picked up that Kensington juan from that Amish place and gave him a pink sock
by Juans daddy December 18, 2025
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William Herington

The whitest motherfucker on the planet.
He likes computer games, and has few enough friends to count on his fingers.
He has two left nuts.
"Yo, William Herington is such a dumbass.
by wackamasta September 19, 2013
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Sir Kensington's Fire Bomb

The process of dipping your balls in Fireball Whisky and running them across the eyes of a passed out victim.
I gave Sue's mom a Sir Kensington's Fire Bomb when she was passed out last night.
by Chef Chefington March 31, 2017
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