Insinuating that you're about to drop a mother load of info that will either completely blow your mind, piss someone off, or make someone upset in a regretful way that makes you actually want to open a bottle of Kraken instead.
Example 1: Jenny hears Bertha talking about something scandalous that's making her nervous because she's about to lose something dear to her. Jenny then falls off the wagon unexpectedly, and says, "Sorry Bertha, but I'm about to release the Kraken." Then she tells Bertha about facts she overheard or knows. Bertha then has a sudden heart attack and dies.
Example 2: Jenny and Bertha are having a joint. Bertha mentions something disturbing in the conversation that makes Jenny "Release the Kraken," or in other words, Jenny then loses her mind and wigs the fuck out because she suspected something bad about it for a long time before the conversation.
Example 2: Jenny and Bertha are having a joint. Bertha mentions something disturbing in the conversation that makes Jenny "Release the Kraken," or in other words, Jenny then loses her mind and wigs the fuck out because she suspected something bad about it for a long time before the conversation.
by BWitched January 8, 2022
Get the Release the Krakenmug. by Kitqwq February 21, 2022
Get the Krakeningmug. n. Usually when gamers are very intense and quiet in gaming, and then someone walks in the room and really wants to join in on the good fight and gets a "Kraken back slap"
Enters room with Kraken kids (C,D)
A- hey guys
(no answer from gamers)
A- Hey yaa
(no answer, stands there for ever)
B- watches on as A gets sobbed big time by kids in game mode
(Then)
C- (ignoring A) raped it! sweet move
D- yaz
B- LOL -A- you have had "Kraken back slapped"
Enters room with Kraken kids (C,D)
A- hey guys
(no answer from gamers)
A- Hey yaa
(no answer, stands there for ever)
B- watches on as A gets sobbed big time by kids in game mode
(Then)
C- (ignoring A) raped it! sweet move
D- yaz
B- LOL -A- you have had "Kraken back slapped"
by Cupcake GI Jane September 30, 2011
Get the Kraken back slapmug. "Kraken somebody" refers to the kinky act of a Kraken or related species to use tentacles in a raughty manner.
by Orphic ichor December 18, 2024
Get the Kraken Somebodymug. The gay sexual act of getting gang banged by twelve big black cocks, all slapping against the victim's (usually a white man's) face.
Jeremy was just minding his own business, when all of a sudden, twelve big, muscular, naked black men stepped out of the shadows and was then victim of The Kraken.
by AppleShark93 January 30, 2025
Get the The Krakenmug. While playing sport, the act of simultaneously standing on an opponents foot and grabbing their crotch while trying to make a tackle. Similar to the use of a Kraken's tentacles to attack multiple areas of the opponents body.
"Bro, Brooke just gave Stu a Kraken Handshake while trying to rip his flag. Guess he grabbed the wrong flag, huh?"
by Tridents March 30, 2025
Get the Kraken Handshakemug. Xtreme Kraken is an original psuedonym by a random introverted yet cool teenager. He is one of the most moodiest people on the planet. He can be the worst or the best, it's totally variable. His name came from mythological inspiration. Also known as XTK, this guy is multi-talented and one of the best people you'll meet. If you ever do.
by Xtreme Kraken November 23, 2021
Get the Xtreme Krakenmug.