Kazoo xiao

doododo You wake to a knife at your throat, if monster dig their claws in you dodododo when death comes knocking at your door dododdoo call out my nameeeeee doodod ADEPTUS XIAOO dododo i will be HEREEE dododo when you CALL

A: Hey dude whats your favorite genshin character
B: Kazoo xiao
A: Bro what

B:doododo You wake to a knife at your throat, if monster dig their claws in you dodododo when death comes knocking at your door dododdoo call out my nameeeeee doodod ADEPTUS XIAOO dododo i will be HEREEE dododo when you CALL

by LvvlyyKleeetf February 15, 2022

molly kazoo

The act of smoking molly and subsequently playing the kazoo in a manner which emits smoke from the instrument.

Yo I just hit the craziest molly kazoo!

by Teddy Ham June 19, 2024

Kazoo fucker

When you put a kazoo in someone's mouth and a dick in their ass and see how loud they get.

Friend:Yo I'd kazoo fuck jenny all night I bet she'd be pretty loud
Me: shut up kazoo fucker

by That_random318 January 5, 2022

Kazoo

a really cool person that people can trust with anything. probably is gay too.

Person 1: You know Kasper?
Person 2: Yeah, why?

Person 1: Well, he's a kazoo.

by kaspertfg March 29, 2022

Lil Kazoo Kid

The best kazooist of our generation. Show stopping performances talent beyond anyones comprehension. Extremely tall, hot and talented

Have you heard that lil kazoo kid is having a comeback?????

by lil kazoo kid July 30, 2022

shit kazoo

someone who is really stupid but still cute

"wow Andy is such a shit kazoo"

by sexsapphic January 11, 2021

Wet Kazoo

A Wet Kazoo is what you call someone when a person is lazy or bringing down the vibes.
Overall just a Debbie Downer.

Tom: Hey Jack, what are you doing?
Tom: Oh, of course he's sleeping. Man he's such a Wet Kazoo!

by ⬆⬆⬇⬇⬅➡⬅➡🅱🅰- July 24, 2024