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Jenga Glasses

A pair of eye glasses with ridiculously thick lenses which render any wearer, other that the glasses owner, almost blind.
Origin - a variation on the game of Jenga when players must don thick glasses when taking their turn thus distorting their vision and making the game more challenging - see Glasses Jenga
“Do you like my new glasses?”
“Wow, can you actually see through those? They’re proper Jenga Glasses!”

“The guy was so blind he actually needed Jenga Glasses”
by WIIBEE January 2, 2020
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dishware jenga

When washed dishware is stacked up to dry and you just want to get 1 item (a fork) from the heap. You have to carefully pull it out while not triggering the other dishware to fall.
"Coffee! I need a cup."

"They're all in the dish rack."

I look at the stack. "Awh-man! Dishware jenga again."
by Cyborg Johnny May 13, 2016
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Fish Jenga

To stack items precariously, in an informal fashion.
Man 1: I put the pans away, dude!
Man 2: Stop playing Fish Jenga with me and put the pans away like a normal human!
by suberguy July 7, 2022
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Jenga method

The fine art of pulling out while piping down your bae , mistress, etc... this move IS NOT FOR EVERYONE takes skill , practice makes perfect , not an easy thing to do while In the action of pounding the pussy any failed attempt in the jenga method will result in a unplanned child or a quick drive to your local cvs/rite aid to purchase plan B , jenga method is not recommend for beginners or quick cummers stay safe kids :)...
Boy: “this pussy A1 I’m boutta nut”
Girl: moans “you better pull out”
Boy: “don’t worry I perfected that jenga method “
Girl : moans “what’s the jenga method”

Boy: pulls out & bust on her ass,boobs, stomach ,face etc...
by Dsav Da Goat October 1, 2018
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Fragile Jenga

A rocky, uneasy relationship that is on the verge of collapse
Me and her were fighting throughout our relationship and when she was with another man that was it for me, it crumbled like a fragile Jenga.
by SuperBaseAce1234 March 5, 2021
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Jenga-log

A log in a bonfire that is perceived to be movable, but when displaced leads to the total destruction of said bonfire.
Jon stood up to adjust the logs in the bonfire, but he grabbed a Jenga-log and the bonfire was decimated.
by PhillyCheese87 July 19, 2009
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wikipedia jenga

The act of adding a word or sentence into a Wikipedia article to vandalize the site. Usually done by adding 'cock' or 'bum smuggler' to a body of text.
"Bret Sergeant Hart (born July 2, 1957) is a retired Canadian professional wrestler and part of the bum butt poo Hart wrestling family. In the course cockfag of his career, he is best known by his ring name Bret "The Hitman" Hart." - Now you've used Wikipedia Jenga to evade the mods!
by Inspector Q April 20, 2008
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