fuck off janet

The vine that says fuck off janet I’m not going to your fucking baby shower.
Usually someone quotes this vine when someone asks them to go to an event they don’t want to go to all the time.

Hey I am having a party this Sunday!
Fuck off janet you had one last month.

by 5p bags from asdas September 15, 2018

janet from mlms

u think i know ur god damn last name? who cares ur some stupid girl going around thinking ppl talking crap bout u. FIND ME BITCH ill help u out.. my fierst period teacher is ms velez and my father is mr pop witts

a dick, my first period teacher is ms velez

by war255 March 17, 2005

Tell us about it, Janet!

Originally from Rocky Horror Picture Show, the phrase is now used when someone is about to tell you a story you don't want to hear, in the hopes that they will be confused/distracted enough for you to change the subject or flee the scene.

Exercise caution when the mark is actually named Janet.

Talia: That reminds me of when I had a four hour conversation with Ben Stein about economic theory...
Bruce: Tell us about it, Janet!
Talia: Wh-
Bruce: *flees*

by DoubleDDucky October 14, 2015

Make like Janet Jackson and nip out

To pop out for a brief period of time, like Janet Jackson's nipple at the Superbowl.

I'm just going to make like Janet Jackson and nip out - anyone want anything?

by Hobbo78 April 23, 2011

Janet Graham

A stripper that looks like Hiroshima's mushroom cloud after overdosing on methamphetamine who refuses to close schools and gets people hurt.

"Ugh, that stripper that looks like Hiroshima's mushroom cloud after overdosing on methamphetamine didn't close schools again and my son just died"
"oof was it Janet Graham?"
"You bet"

by xX_Epic_UwU_Xx January 30, 2019

Janet

Sweetish security guard, cute, loves spadukels, and vactimating apartments for money. Has no neck but makes up for it a nice... Personality.

"Wow look at that total Janet over there!"
"Wtf Janet, is wrong with you hello?"
"Vactimate this dick Janet."

by Daddy Wonka July 24, 2018

Interplanet Janet

Interplanet Janet is a female alien-humanoid from Schoolhouse Rock, with puffy violet hair and a rocket ship with jumbo mommy milkers for a body. She runs on queefs for fuel as well.

Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl; a solar system Miss from a future world! She travels like a rocket with her comet team, and there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen!

by JeffyFanatic5000 December 22, 2021