Jacob

Just a tall person, man will you with his vibes.

Dude 1 : Have you seen that guy??? Im quivering rn

Dude 2: He's totally a Jacob no wonder bro

by mangobro May 11, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is a great guy with a great personality. The one things about jacobs is that they just never win, EVER! Jacob can hold a great conversation for 30 seconds without getting distracted and can only talk about conspiracies. But remember they NEVER win.

Hey Jacob did you win? - friend

NO, I NEVER WIN!! - Jacob

by The Bakery February 22, 2022

Jacob

A party pooper

That guy’s really being Jacob right now.

by rubellaspreads November 23, 2021

Jacob

Tall and built like a twig, can beat your grandma at scrabble, will steal your girl. He is extremely awkward and clumsy will probs drop his own kid. Walks like a giraffe.

Jacob, why is it so small?

by Areyoudoingjuju November 22, 2021

Jacob

A psychotic, schizophrenic madman who has the largest intelligence of his time, with incredible anger issues and has a habit of nearly killing the people he knows, and every once and a while goes through with it, but also can be really nice to those who have not wronged him, and is incredibly unpredictable and spontaneous.

Guy: Jacob, you suck balls

Jacob: YOU FUCKING BITCH !

(loud squelching sounds)

Jacob: you deserved a worse death than that...

by schizophremadness March 1, 2018

Jacob

A funny but short guy, terrible at fighting games, and way too into pokemon

Uhnnn I'm bout to jacob

by Jablimpy February 7, 2022

Jacob

always gets his hair done and eats cat in the bathroom and eats ass in the lunchroom and has a boner

wow is that Jacob eating cats

by iynez February 12, 2020