When you have no friends and you think someone is fat and ugly, you call them John Cena's Wife and they get sad and commit Oof in Roblox, btw your dad left you for the milk store.
by Tah and Om are racist brats December 14, 2020

It links to the the wrestling champion John Cena theme song.It is known to be on vine.Usually when some one says his name is and gets cutoff by "John Cena!!!"
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by JohnCenaSpeakingChinese January 17, 2021

"I'm gonna wrap some presents for my kids, with my hot Asian wife... and then I'm gonna BEAT UP JOHN CENA!"
by KeepOnRollinBayBay March 10, 2020

1. A fabled heel turn in which John Cena, who has been babyface most of his career. Some people think it will happen. It is shrouded in Legend.
2. Something very unlikely to happen.
2. Something very unlikely to happen.
Person 1: *suggests something stupid like a theory*
Person 2: That's more unlikely than a John Cena Heel Turn
Person 2: That's more unlikely than a John Cena Heel Turn
by Kaine Parker July 2, 2016

by John Cenas Bath Water November 23, 2021

by imaglitchinthematrix May 9, 2021
