by Leonard devine July 01, 2008
When you wake up after a long night of drunken sleep and find you have awful case of bed head. Business upfront exit wound in the back.
by who the real dookie? March 20, 2010
A under educated low life woman who works at airport exit parking booths flirting with customers in hopes of landing someone who has money. These women are busy hiding in booths flirting and busy giving hand jobs and blows jobs to co-workers. These women also hide in quiet spots in company vehicles doing dirty things with coworkers. These women prey on new employees, young and men in the professional fields hoping they can get rich! They are bored in the booths so any man exiting parking lots are easy prey. Beware of these women or you may never have peace in your life again!
by Airport Parking Whore December 18, 2017
The act of screwing a blindfolded woman from behind when a friend sneaks in and jacks off on her face. She has no idea where it came from.
by Shlicky September 15, 2006
by Pizza Toppings June 21, 2023
Somebody who is obsessed with glazing President John F. Kennedy, so much so that they are undoubtedly riding his meat.
by JK_Money May 31, 2024
JFK burger is a sexual act involving a person shooting a nerf bullet at someone’s head and proceeding to shove a burger in their mouth and rectum (Or Vagina) while also shoving the burger further in the hole of choice while also shooting them with nerf bullets the whole time.
by Goodguy111111 September 07, 2023