shaking hands with jfk

Masterbating, playing with yourself. shaking the morning wood

Hey adam whats up man, nothing much just shaking hands with jfk

by Leonard devine July 1, 2008

JFK hair cut

When you wake up after a long night of drunken sleep and find you have awful case of bed head. Business upfront exit wound in the back.

Man that bum has a sweet JFK hair cut

by who the real dookie? March 20, 2010

JFK airport parking whore

A under educated low life woman who works at airport exit parking booths flirting with customers in hopes of landing someone who has money. These women are busy hiding in booths flirting and busy giving hand jobs and blows jobs to co-workers. These women also hide in quiet spots in company vehicles doing dirty things with coworkers. These women prey on new employees, young and men in the professional fields hoping they can get rich! They are bored in the booths so any man exiting parking lots are easy prey. Beware of these women or you may never have peace in your life again!

A jfk airport parking whore solicited me for sex and asked for my number.

by Airport Parking Whore December 18, 2017

JFK single bullet theory

The act of screwing a blindfolded woman from behind when a friend sneaks in and jacks off on her face. She has no idea where it came from.

"Dude, that JFK single bullet theory we pulled on Sarah the other night was the absolute tits!"

by Shlicky September 15, 2006

JFK

"JFK" is a man called John D******* who F**** kids.

JFK is the abbreviation of "John F**** Kids"

We can't stop JFK from doing what he does best.
F****** Kids

by The Asylum Seeker June 3, 2024

The JFK Snipe

When one is performing oral sex and before they cum, they stand as far away from the recipients face as they can and cum onto said persons face.

Guy 1: Bro you should have seen me and her going at it last night, I gave her The JFK Snipe!

Guy2: What’s your record distance?

by Ass_Cancer_Necromancer December 25, 2023

JFK

JFK is an acronym for the name of the 35th President of the United States, John Fortnite Kennedy

"yo what if JFK wasn't shot, and his head just did that"

by Lugia98075 October 12, 2018