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Baez is the fakest tough guy in sports history, and will whine and moan whenever he doesn't get hit way, but act like he's a legitimately good player whenever he rarely actually does something that contributes to his team.
Baez is the fakest tough guy in sports history, and will whine and moan whenever he doesn't get hit way, but act like he's a legitimately good player whenever he rarely actually does something that contributes to his team.
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