Anti-Israel

Someone who is anti-Semitic and wants to kill you if you are Jewish. Could not be a less helpful person in society and is always making false claims.

You're a burden to society? Oh, you must be anti-Israel.

by Schanzer December 27, 2023

Israeled

A negative and antisemitic term created by those who hate the only democratic country in the Middle East. Just as you wouldn't use certain terms that are pejorative (negative) for POC or religions, this word will show you as a rude bigot.

I have been Israeled (instead of Jewed).

by NoHatredHere December 27, 2023

Israeled

When you are legitimate and productive, and prove a bunch of hating, illiterate idiots wrong.

Illiterate Idiot: "Israel stole land."
Educated Person: "No it didn't you illiterate idiot. Go read a book."
Listener to Illiterate Idiot: "Damn, you got Israeled."

by NotAnIdiot1234 December 27, 2023

Israeled

The ability to help the world with inventions that the world needs such as navigation, cell phones, medical help including medicine, etc. All of this done while maintaining democracy.

You allowed me to stop using landline by inventing the cell phone? You israeled it

by ChosenToFightAlternativeFacts December 27, 2023

Israeled

A person who stands up for truth, fights for democracy against all odds and is strong despite others attacking them personally, religiously. or through online media.

When I saw my school mate being bashed by the bullies, I Israeled the situation and managed to stop the harm.

by rachelfay December 27, 2023

Israeled

When that narcissist moves in your house too soon after you meet, (particularly in the winter because sleeping on a bench at this time of year won’t suffice) and sometime down the line he has to be removed by the police because he refuses to leave after he abuses you to no end; takes ownership of you, your soul, your house, he even tries sleeping with your neighbour and your sister too, that’s how entitled he is while stealing your money, lying to you, triangulating you with his mother and his dog too; gaslighting you, isolating, and smear campaigning against your person to make you look like you’re the crazy and abusive one.

Darling I’m sorry to say but I think you’ve been Israeled by a hobosexual.

by 8e8 December 27, 2023

Israeled

Being given the opportunity to be who you are, practice what you believe in, and be loved for it… all while being the scapegoat for all of the world’s problems.

When you go to a restaurant and pay a friend’s bill, the table next to you complains that you didn’t pay their bill too. While they complain, they accidentally spill their drink, and then blame you for being the cause of their spilled drink. You were Israeled for being kind to your friend.

by Bananamama December 27, 2023