mentally innocent

Mentally Innocent (adj.) A euphemism for "retarded," "window licker," "dumbshit," etc. Mainly used to insult other individuals who are not truly mentally challenged but make poor decisions.

Drill Sergeant 1: "We were just told that we couldn't call you retarded anymore."
Drill Sergeant 2: "Yeah. So we're now referring to ya'll as 'mentally innocent'."
Unidentified Soldier: -- laughs
Drill Sergeant 1: "What mentally innocent fuck just made noise in my formation?!"
Drill Sergeant 2: "Half-right face!..."

by rascal312132 July 21, 2021

Innocent as a smoothie

I am like pure fruits with the truth,no additives no preservatives . Not guilty

Some one is accusing of doing something wrong, you say I am innocent as a smoothie

by bhman February 14, 2012

Innocent thoughts

Thinking about sliding up in them cheeks while reaching around to squeeze some titties and play with that kitty.

I was having innocent thoughts while spooning with Paola

by Rbbj1974 October 22, 2019

Innocent adult

Someone who is innocent and precious and must be protected

Did you hear about cookiemonster? She’s such an innocent adult

by YankeePankee October 25, 2020

innocent bitch

unlike a bitch who knows that she is a bitch and acts like one ,an innocent bitch will act like a bitch but won't admit to her wrongdoings and will continue to act all good and nice.

pete: i hear miranda is nice .
steve: she hates me coz i talk to her crush,picked a fight with me over a stapler.started going all superior on me .
pete: really, what an innocent bitch!

by magicbandit May 10, 2016

Innocent Highstander

N. A person/people who doesn't/don't smoke marijuana at a party while many others are.

Misti and I decided to be the innocent highstanders while everyone else got high.

by DeBailey December 7, 2010

Innocent smoothie

Whilst indulging in anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea, you secretly ejaculate into their anus without telling them. The resulting mix of semen and faeces juice produced when they next defecate is known as an innocent smoothie.

"Dood, I nailed her in the butt and she sprayed an innocent smoothie all over the sheets!"

by Sodafreek November 6, 2009