lack toes intolerant

anyone whose lactose intolerant

her short ass in the bathroom for an hour after eating that ice cream, she must be lack toes intolerant

by kailumz8 August 14, 2021

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Black toast intolerant

It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.

You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?

You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*

by Ronald k chump June 3, 2021

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Fucktose intolerant

The condition of completely being unable to tolerate other people's bullshit.

After listening to the patronizing comments in the boardroom, Sarah decided she was officially fucktose intolerant and called out the nonsense for what it was.

by Spade. November 29, 2024

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fucktose intolerant

The condition of being completely unable to deal with other people’s bullshit.

John had to leave work early today because after lunch he became fucktose intolerant.

by Stceortrty November 30, 2024

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Passive Media Intolerance

Passive Media Intolerance

Condition often experienced by neurodivergent individuals (e.g., those with autism or ADHD), where passive media like movies or TV shows feel unbearably boring, pointless, or mentally exhausting, regardless of how "good" they are considered.

Symptoms may include:

-Immediate boredom during films

-Feeling like all movies are "the same"

-Extreme mental restlessness or zoning out

-Strong preference for interactive or highly stimulating media (like games or animation-heavy content)

Person 1: "Hey, do you want to watch a movie together?"

Person 2: "Sorry, but i have Passive Media Intolerance"

by Namei June 26, 2025

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