dog in a bathtub

inserting testicles into a partners anus. Why? becuase it's just as hard to get a dog in a bathtub.

I gave her a dog in a bathtub and then made her lick my shitty balls.

by MELVIN May 16, 2005

dog in the bathtub

It is what happens when Number Two (or five these days) inserts his enormous steel plated testicles inside an unsuspecting minx's beeeeeeehind and shakes them vigorously. His balls give off such friction that authorities have often feared another Chernobyl type incident.

After waving to the crowd, Number two reveals his massive testicles and pops them fair into the arse of Mimi McPherson. While she smokes crack. And her crack smokes as well.

by Mongobucket May 2, 2005

Fishy Bathtub

The act of screwing a pregnant chick in a pool, hot tub, or jacuzzi.

"So I hear your girlfriend is pregnant...guess this means you'll be making it rain fishy bathtubs for the next 9 months"

by Merry Christmas! December 23, 2008

vertical bathtub

a wall mounted man's urinal

I think he's having problems with the vertical bathtub.

by The Return of Light Joker December 25, 2009

Alabama Bathtub

When one takes a bath in an open grave, usually in rainwater or the dirt of the grave, the occupying corpse can be included if so wished

"Damn yo, you smell like you just been in an alabama bathtub"

by Cameron ?? June 26, 2007

dog in a bathtub

While receiving a blow job from your female friend, you proceed to showhorn BOTH testicles, as well as your shaft, completly into her mouth!

"I was so hard that when I put the dog in a bathtub she puked on my wang"

by Brad Comer January 15, 2008

Bathtub Wasted

The condition of being so intoxicated (well over the standard tipsy, buzzed, inebriated, or even plastered state) that it will be a miracle if you live to see the next day.

The term was thought up as a result of the 2004 incident when An unidentified Taiwanese woman (dumb betch) died of alcohol intoxication after immersion for 12 hours in a bathtub filled with 40% ethanol (brilliant). Her blood alcohol content was 1.35% (which qualified her as being bathtub wasted).

That betch consumed so much alcohol she was nearly bathtub wasted.

I'm tryina get beyond blackout tonight, let's get bathtub wasted.

by TheKittyKat December 10, 2012