Paper II

Paper II is the best character in all of inanimate insanity. He is an A4 sheet of loose-leaf paper who is clearly gay.

Person 1: Hey, who's your favorite inanimate insanity character?
Person 2: Oh, its Paper ii!

by Smelly Juice the Juice April 7, 2023

Diablo II

Not on phones.

Do you guys not have phones (to Diablo II players)

by DoritoFan80 November 27, 2018

II MACTAVISH

II MACTAVISH is midget man. He is 5"2 with size 2 feet and is ultra fat. He likes oranges, baked beans and supports MARS. He is one of the most loyal MARS members and is also one of the biggest beanheads going.

That person is II MACTAVISH sized.

by MarsOnTop August 17, 2019

snowball ii

When, after the act of a woman passing cum into a man’s mouth, the man quickly ducks down and blows it into her pussy like a goddamn ninja.

Bob may be slow, but it’s a miracle he was born considering he was the product of a snowball II.

by rvfvs June 25, 2018

Knack II

The best game ever made, maybe except Super Mario Brothers 2. Masterpiece!

*here comes the moneyyy* OOH KNACK II BABY! HOW DO YA LIKE THAT KNACK, HUH BITCH? YA LOVE IT, YA LOVE THAT KNACK II BABYYYY!!! - videogamedunkey

by EpriLeK November 21, 2018

Vatican II

What started as a Catholic council became a Protestant takeover. It is upheld by vengeful Pharisees who foolishly claim not following this Protestantism is disobedience. Luther be proud of the results

Vatican II needs a subtitle such as "The Pharisees Strike Back".

by The Truth Dammit! October 23, 2023

Chess II

The Upcoming Sequel To Chess Which Will Come Out On Neverary 42069

Brian: Yo Brian Ya Heard Of Chess II
Brian: What? When’s That?
Brian: Neverary 42069
Brian: WTF! 🤬 HOW AND WHEN DO WE EVER PLAY THIS GAME?!
Brian: We Can Just Time Travel
Brian: Oh Yeah You’re Right!

by TMIpixel April 28, 2022