Hulu and heavy petting

Hulu isn't considered as good as Netflix and heavy petting doesn't feel as good as sex (chill). Hulu, Netflix, Hulu and handjobs, Netflix and chill, Amazon and anal, tv, television, cable tv, network tv, sex, making out

I don't care that my girlfriend likes it more, Hulu and heavy petting isn't nearly as good as Netflix and chill.

by joecoolthefool July 4, 2016

Hulu Hoops

(hoo loo hupes) - noun - the ads, sign up process, and/or terrible navigation page that you have to jump through to finally get to your show.

"Man, I can't believe all these Hulu Hoops before my show even starts! None of these ads are relevant to me! I just want Modern Family, please... Hulu..."

by MisterPenguin August 27, 2015

Hulu and hand

When all your friends leave you for Netflix and chill or Amazon and Anal and all you have is your hand.

While mikes friends were out for nextflix and chill or amazon and anal, he was stuck with hulu and hand.

by manchild8518 March 21, 2016

Huluing

Any streaming service being very slower than usual or intended.

Man, I just want to watch Gray's Anatomy but my app is huluing

by WhitterA October 24, 2019

fx on hulu

The phrase that all to cool tv shows use. If it uses this, it legally has to go on your top 5.

"whats that new show about monkeys fucking eachother on? "FX on Hulu!"

by fx on hulu August 29, 2021

hulu and murder

When netflix isnt working so your forced to watch hulu & hulu doesn't make you want to get it, it makes you want to murder someone. Therefore its hulu & murder.

Michael: Netflix aint working gurl lets hulu and murder.

You: I like the sound of that (:

by Alexia(s) March 22, 2016

Hulu & Relax

Hulu & Relax is another term for Netflix and Chill, but even more hardcore. The male decimates the females bunghole and proceeds to shove large objects up his.

Hey bitch, how much for 3 hours of Hulu & Relax

by The Real Bunghole May 29, 2016