Patrick Howell

1. A Patrick Howell is someone with superhuman libido, capable of satisfying an unbelievable amount of people with near every body part.

2. To have sexual intercourse involving a xylophone.

3. A sex act involving purple sprouting broccoli, a starfish and the Burmese pro democracy campaigner Aung San Suu Kyi.

4. A permanent state of arousal.

Holy shit Linda and Charlie have been at it for 3 days straight, I even heard Linda moaning about Charles earlobe its like they are Patrick Howell's.

Do you want to fuck on the glockenspiel or the xylophone?

"How about the xylophone, I feel in the mood to Patrick Howell".

The administration in Rangoon is authoritarian, its a shame I really wanted to Patrick Howell you.

Dude I popped 15 viagra, im in a Patrick Howell right now

by xylophoneBoy December 2, 2009

Francis Howell High School

A public high school in Weldon Springs Missouri, so old across the street it has the tombstones of its former students. Nearby is a radioactive plant that children are forced to march to for gym credit, that is if they make it and don’t get shot at by lunatics that live in tents in the woods. Unfourtantly one teached wasn’t so lucky. With the radioactive waste, and crazies near by its no wonder this school is next to a graveyard it’s a death trap.

Oh fuck you go Francis Howell High School how are you still alive?

by Commander_geek February 2, 2018

However

An adverb that is widely overused by morons who are trying to sound intelligent.

I'm a complete moron, however my mother still loves me

how nevertheless

by Matt206 March 2, 2011

Francis Howell North

A school in St. Charles, Missouri. It is filled with drugs and horrible atrocities. Some even say that the school was used in the 1940s as a Japanese internment camp. It is said you can still hear the screams of the dead. It also literally got a shooting threat from a furry.

Francis Howell North: Drugs, Death, and FUCKING FURRIES.

by commit gay in iran November 20, 2018

Howeverly

despite anything to the contrary (usually following a concession)

by contrast; on the other hand;

Double penetration can be very painful. Getting the first one in was easy; the second, howeverly, took about a quart of poppers.

by M. Hunterly December 30, 2009

howell turd

A person who lacks any and all ambition, motivation, or work ethic and radiates a complete sense of entitlement.

If that guy worked as much as he talked he might be all right but he just thinks he's entitled to a paycheck, what a Howell turd.

by Phatea October 22, 2018

howell kid

kids from howell, nj who have huge houses, huge schools, and lots of money. they are obsessed with fame and money. there are karens, chads, and a lot more annoying, rich people. the kids there wear chains, louis vuitton, gucci, fenti, etc. most girls/boys 12-15 are soaked with money and are snobs. the schools there are big, they have nice food, elevators and much more. howell kids do tik toks, and they think they are cool. the dads there play golf on sundays have have extreme family barbecues.

martha: *flips hair* why you so obsessed with meee boy i wanna know.. lying that you’re sexting me when everybody knows!!
everyone else: stfu martha ur a freaking howell kid

by howellkids November 25, 2019