Gas Station Hotdog - 1. n. It is when you put a variety of lubes and lotions on your sun burned penis then slide it between your partners bum cheeks because intercourse would be too painful.
Sally get the Aloe, KY and Jergens I'm going to give you a gas station hotdog tonight cause I got too much sun today.
by Really not you again October 14, 2011
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by natnat 01!! September 21, 2019
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by Lord Schubert February 11, 2006
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by Twisted Iniquity January 31, 2009
Get the Stabbed with a Hotdog mug.The act of burning the fuzzies off your socks and farting in your hotel room. The simutanous act smells of Hot dogs and ass.
Brian "Dude quit lighting your socks on fire and farting"
Larry "why?"
Brian "it smells like Hot dogs and ass"
Larry "why?"
Brian "it smells like Hot dogs and ass"
by thebb79 January 23, 2011
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