Urban Horseshoes

A popular game in which a player attempts to toss plastic six-pack rings covered in bird seed around the heads of pigeons.
There are way too many pigeons around here. What say we play a game of Urban Horseshoes and see if we can cut down on the population a bit?

Close only counts in Urban Horseshoes and Alka Seltzer handgrenades
by Link Larkin February 13, 2011
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Beijing Horseshoe

A sexual position involving several brothers standing in a semi-circle around a horse, (or in extreme cases, a human pretending the role as a horse, although that is less common) and ejaculate on the horse in unison until it is soaked.
"I'm really proud of my first Beijing Horseshoe! We Beijing Horseshoe'd the shit out of that horse!"
"Oh cool, but you say 'we' who did you do it with?"
"My brothers of course, why else would i say that i did a Bejing Horseshoe?"
by The Beijing Horseman April 18, 2024
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dirty horseshoe sandwich

A woman lays on her back with a man's dick between her tits while a group of men ejaculate all over her chest.
Tommy and Kelly had to take a shower after a dirty horseshoe sandwich with Tommy's BB buddies.
by WidowMaker71 October 06, 2017
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Horseshoe ho

Girl who has sex with multiple guys. Goes from pole to pole.
She is messing around with several guys. She’s a horseshoe ho fo sho.
by Ray Kell May 08, 2018
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anal horseshoes

The act that can lead to one having a horseshoe stuck up their anus, thus making them extremely lucky.
My friend Sam always does well in sports gambling groups because he is really good at playing anal horseshoes.
by Flank steaktastic September 18, 2015
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anal horseshoes

A game that likely results in a person having a horseshoe up their ass, giving them extremely good fortune at the amazement of those around them.
My friend Sam always does extremely well at Pick'em as a result of him being a great anal horseshoes player.
by Flank steaktastic September 16, 2015
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Half a Horseshoe in my Ass

"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
by CharlieKirk January 03, 2025
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