hooker

naveen and mrs cochran and mrs graves in a bed
naveen fuked cochran and graves at the same time
by ritesh May 17, 2003
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by gina November 26, 2003
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Hooker
1. Nickname or reference towards someone morally depleted;
2. A person who accepts money for morally corrupt services-
1. Paris Hilton is such a hooker.
2. Chris Pontius from Jackass is such a hooker.
by []0 [] //\\//\\ []0 August 26, 2007
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Long Hooker

An awesome Gustavus Radio Show that is on Wednesday Nights.

This is how they got the name.

"In Ultimate Frisbee, my position is called a long, and Pete used to play hooker in rugby, hence the title."

A Long Hooker is also popularly known as a Whore who has been at work for so long that her vagina is as wide as a whale's mouth.
Dude i listened to the Long hooker show tonight and it was bomb as hell. Pete Lindquist is the next Howard Stern.

My friend ordered a Long Hooker for the Bachelor Party tonight because she was so experienced.
by cocoaberries45653333 October 01, 2009
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Steak Hooker

A woman who whores herself out for fancy dinners with steak and lobster. The higher the restaurant price the hotter she looks.
I went out with this girl and she was a total steak hooker, she wanted to go to Flemmings and when I said yes she got all dolled up for the occasion.
by Brendanbot5000 June 24, 2011
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Hooker Tooth

She left her hooker tooth on the back trunk of the cop car while being arrested.
by Gar Grim February 04, 2018
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Hooker's Toothbrush

Gargling or drinking Peppermint Schnapps when no actual toothbrush is available for use, usually because a person has spent the evening in one or more strangers' beds.
Chloe begins every morning by using a hooker's toothbrush so that her mouth doesn't smell like jizz after she's been slutting it up all evening.
by SmallzTimerz April 26, 2012
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