Grandmas Hooch

Old ladies sweaty pubic hairs

Yo lemme drink dat Grandmas hooch.

by Android user .04 October 13, 2019

Cement hooch

when an eldery gentlemens asshole is tighter than a brand new bottle of pickles

Daniel locked his grandfather in a horses stable and tried to make him sit on a nail but his cement hooch bent the nail sideways.

by Cement hooch May 20, 2017

Hooch

A dog who is very loyal but stubborn and adorable and hyper

“I really want a hooch man...”

by Uhmmmmdeeeers July 20, 2020

Hooch

Pruno, AKA "Hooch" or "Prison wine" is an alcoholic beverage made from fuit, syrups and other ingredients, along with crumbled bread.

Are you wrinkling your nose at boxed wine? In prison, we had to secretly drink our self-made hooch out of a plastic bag.

by MichalS211 April 4, 2024

Hooch juice

The fishy slime drooling from the flaps of the woman who has just been spat on and viciously flogged with a meaty langer. Sticky in touch, mawky in scent. Hooch juice is often used as a spread for bread in the Middle East origin. Filthy to munch but those boys over there are filthy fuckers anyway.

"Did he collect her hooch juice ?"

"Yeah he spat on her and made shit out of her cunt"

by Rat_Face_Cunt July 30, 2017

Hooch

A hooch is another word for a vape

“Yo bob pass the hooch”
“Ok man”

by alexaplaydespacito May 27, 2019

Hooch Magooch

Men or women who wear the shortest shorts possible in an effort to air out the gooch/ perineum and attract sexual desire.

Look at that hooch magooch are they even wearing underwear?

by MBurgh June 12, 2025