Hollister 

A clothing store that has industrialized beach culture. They sell overpriced shirts that say stuff on them like "Huntington Beach", "Newport Beach", "Cali", and so on in that fashion. This store is extremely popular to rednecks in the Midwest that dream about going to southern California.

NEWSFLASH: If you wear clothes on them that say "California", you're probably not from California. So, to all hicks: turn MTV off, take off that Hollister shirt, and go swim in a pond.

Hollister by Ian Trautner December 28, 2005

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The city is located in Northen California about an hour and a half off the coast. The store is a branch off A&F. A store that knows nothing about surfing nor Southern California yet claims "Hollister Surf Co". A store that ruins the sport of surfing. A store that has know sense of what real Sounthern Californians like. The store is worked by suburbian teens that are total "kooks" (surf poser). A store that sells a lie to mainly the mid west. Makes cheap clothing that has a preppy look. A store that calls chicks "betties". thats all you need to know.

Hollister needs to be destroyed!!! If you want to look like A southern California and live in the mid west the closest thing you can get to is pac sun or your local skate/surf shop.

Hollister by Robert Grooters March 5, 2007

Hollister 

A clothing store common in malls. Generally overpriced, with shirts that pretty much cost 150% as much as other store's tees, and all you get is the same damn print you see on anyone else's shirt, just laid out differently, and bundled with a superiority complex. As compared to a much more unique shirt one could by at stores such as Hot Topic or Pacsun. I've really never seen anyone who wore these clothes because they liked them, since the store appeals mostly to kids who don't feel very comfortable being themselves, and go with what their "friends" do.

Hollister regular: ohh emm gee, do you like my new shirt?

Normal person: I swear I've seen a shirt with the EXACT same design somewhere, no wait, it was laid out differently, and not somewhere, everywhere.

Hollister regular: You're just jealous cause you don't fit in!

Normal person: pfffffffffffffffffffffffft, If I wanted to fit in I'd be happy to force my parents to buy me overpriced clothes that make you look like a tryhard skank.

*Hollister girl reaches a new state of enlightenment, and goes home to find her own tastes*

Hollister by ThatArtsyKidIsAtItAgain August 12, 2011

Hollister 

Usually somewhere that teens and tweens alike hang out to gossip and spend their step-fathers credit cards. Inside is pitch black and most of the models that are in the advertisements are half naked and shot in black and white. Clothes are overpriced, most employees are snooty and have a stick up their ass. Over half of the Middle school population lives in merchandise from Hollister and Abercrombie & Fitch

-Walking past store in the mall-

Hoard of Middle school girls standing outside of store: ZOMGZZ LOL LETS GO SHAWPING IN HOLLISTERR. I TOTES JUST GOT MY DAD TO GIVE ME HIS CREDIT CARDD.

Me: Oh god, why.

Hollister by Nopechucktesta September 1, 2012

Hollister 

place where you can buy cool stuff like vintage style clothing and ripped jeans.
People who shop here usually shop at aeropostale, american eagle, abercrombie and fitch etc. You can easily spend 100 dollars there. Their clothing is cheaper than abercrombie and fitch but not as cheap as american eagle, and aeropostale.
There stores have a very unique fragrance on their clothing. they also have wonderful smelling cologne and perfume.

Girl 1: where did u get those cool ripped jeans at.
Girl 2: i got these at Hollister.

Hollister by mike40522 January 3, 2009

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hollister is malarky in comparison to abercrombie and fitch , even though they are owned by the same company. People say that they shop at hollister is more reasonably priced than abercrombie, if price is that much of an issue go buy your clothes at a thrift shop

loser: hey is that polo from hollister
cool guy: no its from abercrombie unlike yours you loser
loser: but california is so much cooler then dumb old maine and its mooses
cool guy: dude, we live in connecticut

hollister by Gunnar Franz Schramm August 24, 2006

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A place where you only use one of your senses...smell

omfg i can smell it alll the way over heerrre!!!!

Yup thts HOLLISTER

Hollister by xyeahx December 20, 2010