Hock

Bring your ass here now

I told tim to hock in the house now. Hock means bring your behind here.

by Ted357 December 21, 2021

Hocking River dwarfgasim

When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.

Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.

by Recycle champ January 24, 2025

Getting Hocked

When Hock E. Tan buys a company and systematically destroys everything that made it great

VMware is really getting Hocked since the acquisition

by uncle_pat January 10, 2024

Horse Hocking

When you are riding a horse while straight jorking it

Yeah nigga I was horse hocking on my granddaddy ranch. His horse had me acting up.

by Bob lachtose December 2, 2024

hock

harry styles cock

HARRY STYLES HOCK isnt just a hobby, its a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world filled w thieves. its art, the first gift u open on christmas, a hug from a loved one, its everything u ever wanted, its everything u need.

by hittieslol October 25, 2020

Hock Too

To clear your throat by hawking up a loogie and spitting it out in one connected action. A foreigner will do this into your slurpee.

Gas Station Attendant: "Why you give me trouble today? I hock too in your slurpee!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 16, 2023

Hocked His Sticks

When you obtained a UCC loan on the household goods in your dwelling to use the cash as down payment on a vehilce purchase. In reference to a caveman taking out a loan and his one possession - his stick.

"Ole George went to the Sol's Quickee Loans and "hocked his sticks" to come up with enough of a down payment for his new truck."

by 00NKB July 5, 2024