pig hocked

A (usually a woman) that waddles when she walks (can’t move her hips). May be “bow legged” as another example.

That bitch is so pig hocked she must have been riding too many hogs

by Marina Guy May 6, 2022

Hock

Bring your ass here now

I told tim to hock in the house now. Hock means bring your behind here.

by Ted357 December 21, 2021

Hock

A man with a horse cock.

During our first time, he s split me open with his hock.

by Rustycatsupbottle February 12, 2022

Horse Hocking

When you are riding a horse while straight jorking it

Yeah nigga I was horse hocking on my granddaddy ranch. His horse had me acting up.

by Bob lachtose December 2, 2024

Air hocking

When one plays with their balls while giving a speech.

Did you see David's speech today? Bro had his hand in his pocket and was air hocking the while time.

by Harry Chin November 20, 2025

Hocking River dwarfgasim

When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.

Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.

by Recycle champ January 24, 2025

Hock

V. To schmooze with someone.

To go out of your way to talk to someone.

Typically used by yeshiva league kids (who happen to be the biggest hockers).

N. A schmooze

J. “Have you met the new kid?”
B. “Not yet, imma hock him up right now tho”
J. “How was?”
B. “Some top notch hock”

“That kids a hocker. be careful starting a convo with him, it may never end!”

J. “He’s a great people person.”
B. “Ya, mans knows how to hock.”

by bcockscotch February 26, 2025