holy cannoli

an expression that usually accompanies shock or excitment
example 1: holy cannoli, what the hell was that?!
example 2: holy cannoli, did you see that? it was AMAZING
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holy tits

A phrase most commonly used in a situation that is appaling or unbelievable. Similar to holy shit.
Holy tits! That girl is a guy?!
by c0balt April 26, 2006
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Holy snikes

An exclamation of excitement, terror, or annoyance. Also, a watered-down version of holy shit.
Jed: Hey dude I just landed a 720 on the halfpipe. (snowboarding)

Ian: Holy snikes
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holy yoghurt

A descendant of the late Harry Potter who was put as capital punishment to be melted on April Fools Day 1872. It was then frozen over time and given to Megatron to find the Golden Compass. After 2009 disatrous years of being condemned as the destroyer of the universe, Holy Yoghurt was finally accepted into the Flying Spaghetti Monster's religion. Once this rumour was confirmed the media publicly forced Holy Yoghurt to add strawberries to its mixture. Thus, the joy of Strawberry Yoghurt was formed.
That Holy Yoghurt definition totally made my day!!
by Tributebuddies June 1, 2009
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Holy Junk

Holy Junk- the most epic way to show excitement and awe. It is the cooler way to say "Oh My God, That's Awesome" or "No Way!" It's really a fun way to show excitement about something you see, something you did, How someone looks, or anything else!
Kim: Holy Junk, Your Dress Looks amazing, Khloe
Khloe: Thanks! Holy Junk! Your Dress looks great, too!

Mary Kate: Holy Junk! That movie premiere was so cool
Ashley: Right? It was the bomb!
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Holy Nail

The ultimate homosexual sexual conquest. This is where a gay man seeks to have sex with a straight man because of its almost impossible nature. The Holy Nail can be two things. One, it's the journey and desire to have sex with a straight man. The other is the actual act of having sex between a gay man and a straight fellow.
Loren: "Gay guys really want to do straight guys. They're the Holy Nail."

Shelby: "So gay guys like to do other gay guys?"
Corrine: "Yes, but they would rather do a straight guy. You know, the Holy Nail."

Matthew: "Damn, you see Fred over there? He's looking fine tonight."
Seth: "Yeah, too bad he is with his girlfriend."
Matthew: "I know! He's my Holy Nail."

Keith: "If I finally nail a straight dude, would that be considered a Holy Nail?"
Caitlin: "Not sure, because if he has sex with you he might be gay."
Keith: "Yeah, then it wouldn't be a Holy Nail."
by Noullet776 November 30, 2013
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holy bananas

"Holy bananas, I can't believe she fit that all in there"
by boner bandit April 1, 2008
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