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Somebody hire

When the company you work for hires the first person that applies because "somebody is better than nobody" but your stuck with the training.
Damn it Kris, they sent me another Somebody hire. At this point it would be easier to do it all myself, this one is untrainable.
by BozOU44 June 5, 2025
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hired

when ur high & tired
"Dude, I'm hired."
by yeepppppp July 31, 2017
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Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
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DUI-Hire

A term used to describe both:

A hiring decision perceived as impaired or flawed, suggesting that the decision-makers were "under the influence" of biases or external pressures, leading to the selection of an unqualified or controversial candidate.

The individual who has been hired through such a process, implying they may lack the necessary qualifications or have a controversial background.
Pete Hegseth running a Signal chat fiasco where sensitive military plans were inadvertently shared with a journalist, exemplifies a classic DUI-Hire.
by skeletorio April 10, 2025
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Hired

Hungry and tired....
If you're hungry and tired....you're need to get hired so get a fucking job... you hippy
by Hyper_active_hippy October 20, 2017
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