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Somebody hire

When the company you work for hires the first person that applies because "somebody is better than nobody" but your stuck with the training.
Damn it Kris, they sent me another Somebody hire. At this point it would be easier to do it all myself, this one is untrainable.
by BozOU44 June 5, 2025
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Not Hiring Them

And how are you going to "Not hire them" Meg? If that going to be an interview question? What happens when someone slips through the cracks? 5 years from not you find of that 5 years ago they posted an X in support of Palestine... And then what? Do you fire them over a tweet from 5 years ago? How does that work? What happened to meritocracy? What happened to diversity of thought? All of that was complete horseshit.
Hym "I don't think you've actually considered that actual logistics not hiring them and how it is literally the thing you claim is the most egregious violation of everyone's rights that has ever happened. Full fo shit. You're all completely full of shit. You were right about it being wrong but you don't seem to have a prob with it now."
by Hym Iam November 20, 2023
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Hiring an LGBTQ+ Person

Someone who will demand you call them by their pronouns. As well as many others such as being the most entitled out of the work-group and force their beliefs down other people throats. When this term is used its rare as many companies, restaurants, etc. don't like hiring these types of... people.
When Hiring an LGBTQ+ Person (LettuceGuacamoleBaconTomatoQuesadilla+ person), its a rare event.
by TheHolySpaceyTruth August 2, 2023
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Best Individual The Company Hired

I am the Best Individual The Company Hired, let's be honest, bitch, I am the BITCH.
by LingDanc803 August 14, 2023
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hiring semifreddo

Like a hiring freeze, but with occasional exceptions.
My company announced a hiring freeze, but they're still hiring for certain positions, so it's really more of a hiring semifreddo.
by Chunks the Dog June 29, 2022
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