Luke Hemmings

Lead singer of 5SOS. He is super tall, really tall. He belongs to the stage. He has a cute laugh and he's kinda weird sometimes. He sings like an angel, and looks like a disney prince. blond, curls, blue eyes, YSL boots, black or red nails, eye glitter & tight pants. A dream, a whole dream.

—Who's the tall blond guy?
—Luke Hemmings, a dream, a whold dream.

by thedevilish October 24, 2019

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hem and two

real ones know

person1: Whos Hem and Two?
person2: WOAH. Real ones know :(

by hemandtwobitch December 19, 2020

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Hem

Hem is the best person in any given friend group because they are the best in every way, especially better than anyone named William, Alex, or Isabella. Also a chick-magnet.

Hem is my best bf

by NotHem November 9, 2020

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Luke hemmings

luke hemmings is a literal god who fell from heaven into 5sos. Reasons why he is so perfect;

1. HAIR. Like every style looks so good on him
2. His VOOOIIIICCCCEEE gives me chills.

3. He is amazing in general.

Luke hemmings is so gorgeous it hurts.

by avathe5sosgirl November 30, 2020

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Hemmed In

To screw up so severely that you embarrass yourself across multiple dimensions, to be predisposed to the various characteristics of hem in general

Did you see John last eve? He hemmed in quite badly after the football game.

by hemoglobin3000 May 11, 2021

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Pre-hem

The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.

Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.

Chad: Bro...

by Hokken January 22, 2024

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