herbert and melville

Boobs. Herbert being the right side and Melville his the counterpart to the left.

I had a lot of fun playing with Herbert and Melville last night.

by YaoMama October 15, 2003

herbert

It would seem that space hippies are, indeed, good for something.

"Mr. Spock... what does 'Herbert' mean?"
"It is somewhat... uncomplimentary, captain. Herbert was a minor official -- notorious for his rigid and limited patterns of thought."

"Man, I just got back from dealing with those tight laced assholes in administration. What a bunch of self-righteous morons."

"You mean the Herberts? Yeah, I reach. They try to hide their stupidity behind pissy school-girl momentum. They fail, of course."

"I know. Even Barris doesn't buy that shit."

"I take consolation in knowing that, when they're not bent over some desk appeasing their superiors, they're tearing themselves apart in the collective flame of a never-ending midlife crisis. At least /we/ maintain a sense of humor about it all."

"Hah, yeah. Fucking Herberts."

by Øne November 9, 2007

Jim Helpert

The hottest guy on the television show The Office!

"Jim Helpert is so cute!"

by csmith77 March 7, 2009

Herbertian

To possess the supposed qualities of, or display the nuanced attributes of writer, director and actor Joel Herbert.
e.g: Bold and unusual ideas, complex narratives, artistic arrogance, masculine narrative structures, fast paced, self-acknowledged wit. Large, masculine.

The show was overwhelming - at times even Herbertian.

by Ladouche March 17, 2011

Oli Herbert

The act of having a very awesome beard. As shown from all that remains' lead guitarist for which it is named.

Person 1: Jeremy's pulling an Oli Herbert.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yeah it's been 2 years sense he shaved.

by Major Shmoopy October 23, 2010

hewbert

retarded name to call someone when they did somethin dumb
asshole
guy version of being blonde
(say really long n drawn out to draw effect)

dude, u gust spilled your beer all over the tv remote! what a fukin heeeeewwwwwwbert!!!

by jackie loves vinny July 5, 2003

Herbert

A nuisance, high IQ “deez nuts” set up. Founded by the sultan of slaps SNAPGHOST.

“Did you hear about Herbert??”
“Who?”
“Herbert you you suck deez nuts”
“Really bruh..”

by SnappyG December 15, 2022