Top shagger, makes bare sex jokes and will steal your girl.Super hot and will steal yo girl. Probably rich and has the greatest taste in music and youtubers (grime). Thinks they are cool but actually they are named a posh twat name from old england.
by cocsucker December 17, 2019

hayden is a bully
by opopopopopopopopopop August 14, 2021

The sexiest person in the world, if you meet someone called Hayden, you must do everything in your power to get them to marry you
by Not_jeff123 March 10, 2021

by Crisa14 August 16, 2023

A little fat that’s so fat he broke his bed by sitting on it worlds biggest simp and sucks at Mario kart
by 5885hsobw June 8, 2020
