“Ron hates on smelly Hawaiians because he’s a dumb haole.”
“Dog the bounty hunter is not a smelly Hawaiian, he’s white.”
“Dog the bounty hunter is not a smelly Hawaiian, he’s white.”
by Assmami June 08, 2019
A really funny prank from the govt. that told everyone in Hawaii that they were going to die in 30 mins.
Civilians: OMG we Are GoINg tO DiE
The Govt.: Tee-hee Jk lol that was an april fools joke
Thus is the Hawaiian Missile Crisis
The Govt.: Tee-hee Jk lol that was an april fools joke
Thus is the Hawaiian Missile Crisis
by Crotux December 11, 2019
indefinite length of time, interminable. Refers to the laid back attitude visitors to the Hawaiian islands experience, and can mean any length of time.
Joe: When will he get here?
Todd: He said exactly 15 Hawaiian minutes...
Joe: That could mean anything!
Todd: He said exactly 15 Hawaiian minutes...
Joe: That could mean anything!
by Ronetta May 08, 2010
Boobfucking. The act of a man placing his penis between a woman's breasts and using the friction of her cleavage to achieve orgasm.
I wish he was interested in me in a more holistic way, but the way he looks at my D cups I know all he wants is Hawaiian Muscle Fucking.
She had her period so instead we went with the Hawaiian Muscle Fuck.
She had her period so instead we went with the Hawaiian Muscle Fuck.
by DiablolitaZ December 14, 2013
Your favorite technician
Koolaid Man is also Hawaiian Punch Guy
why
why
by ok hello i see December 15, 2022
This is an alternative form of hernia healthcheck, where, instead of coughing, the patient presents his/her ring piece for an examiner to cough into.
Note that following the recent corona virus outbreak, this check has been known to actually cause hernias when patients learn exactly what they have just been subjected to.
Note that following the recent corona virus outbreak, this check has been known to actually cause hernias when patients learn exactly what they have just been subjected to.
Jim: I have been rather enjoying my vacation here in Hawaii until I began to experience some pain - could you please check me for hernia weakness? Shall I turn my head and cough?
Tiff: No, no, here we do the Hawaiian Hernia Check. Please bend over so that I may corona cough in your ass.
Tiff: No, no, here we do the Hawaiian Hernia Check. Please bend over so that I may corona cough in your ass.
by The Shy Nanny Gang! March 20, 2020
Hawaiian salty dog is when a man jizzes on a partners face and a third party slaps them with a pineapple slice and eats it off their face.
by Mick 'Normous and Jon Dough January 11, 2014