Chris Hansen

The #1 guy who got fucked in the ass by Fleece Johnson

Fleece Johnson: I sees ya Chris hansen, I likes ya and I wants ya, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours

Chris Handsome: well I don’t think you and I will be doing anything any kind of—

Fleece Johnson: Ok I see you choosing the hard way.

Chris Handsome: *gets fucked in the ass by Fleece Johnson*

by BigBen2026 October 12, 2023

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kai hansen

The most under rated man in metal music...The genius behind Helloween, Gamma Ray, Iron Savior and Gravedigger...some of the best power metal bands ever.

Who is that singing on Walls Of Jericho...Why its Kai Hansen

by Steven January 26, 2005

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Chris Hansen

Hunter of the Pedobear.
Host of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator".
Defender of the lolis.

Chris Hansen - "The guy on TV who let YOU have a seat - right over there!"

by Suom Ynona August 25, 2009

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hasselhot

When rating a woman's looks, this is the peak of beauty, reserved to only the most beautiful women. It goes beyond uber hot and rediculously hot. The frame of reference is from the god of male beauty, David Hasselhoff

"Check her out, she's fucking hasselhot

by Bob Swarley March 24, 2008

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hankelly

the act of domestic violence.

Last night i finished off a bottle of jack and hankelly'd my wife up side the the head. She bled all over my sweater and the collar of the shirt under it!

by Gertrude Kamakaze January 12, 2009

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