Me: Watch out!
Them: Why
Me: Its Hamish!
Them: He aint scary
Me: Not if i hid away in a van just to get my ass zapped with a cow prodder!
Them: Why
Me: Its Hamish!
Them: He aint scary
Me: Not if i hid away in a van just to get my ass zapped with a cow prodder!
by anonymous May 11, 2022
Get the Hamishmug. by Yours trulyyyyyy, June 24, 2019
Get the Hamishmug. by hamish69sucks-his-own-cock May 3, 2022
Get the hamishmug. 
A Hamish is a loner that tries too hard to fit in Hamish likes to start trouble by telling people things that will create a war because it makes him feel powerful and popular. Hamish hasn't got much of an education but will insist he knows more about a certain subject even if the person he is bullshitting to is a professional in this act or area . Hamish is lazy and spiteful.. often remembered as a spoilt, spiteful ,cocky smartass.. Hamish believes that he has the brains and smarts to outwit/ and out think anyone, his loneliness causes him to steal inexpensive junk , getting caught then doing serious time for it
by Karl gto September 19, 2020
Get the Hamishmug. A sad little man with an attractive mother who is moving to Birmingham to get away from it all and become a ‘better version of himself’
That was so pathetic it was comparable to Hamish
by The 1 who knocks August 18, 2024
Get the Hamishmug.