hallway stories

A Harry Potter fan fitcion series, in which Harry is going threw Hallways of The Victorian Mansion, A Psychiatric Ward, and somewhere within the deepths of CMS. It is an ongoing story, that was rudely rejected from Mugglenet Fan Fiction, Harry Potter Fan Fiction.com, and Dark Mark Fan Fiction because of its celebrity appearences and random humor.
Quotes from the Hallway series parts:

part I: "As he stepped out into the hallway, he saw actor, Tom Felton (who plays Harry's arch-nemesis in the movies) run past, holding a big-screen TV. "Roderick, DON'T!" Tom yelled at the television."

part II: "MJ Eckhouse was back, pathetically trying to hide her flamethrower behind her. "Uh..." she started, thinking of an excuse. "Who sings by staircases anyway?" she said, before running away and ditching the flamethrower."

part III: "Then Mr. Woodard came in, and he was wearing a bright red suit for Valentines Day, even though it was the middle of March. He paced around the Food Room and sang the Friends Theme Song which magically made the cast of Friends appear and they sang along with him ?So noone told you life was gonna be this way (hand claps) Your job?s a joke, your broke, your love life?s D.O.A. Its like your always stuck in second gear..When it hasn?t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.? Then Monica and Chandler caught on fire and died. This put Mr. Woodard in a bad mood because he had a huge crush on Chandler."
by Silver March 22, 2005
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hallway rage

When some asshole decides to hog the entire hog the entire fucking hallway so you decide to murder them. Brutally.
This ignorant slut decided the entire hallway. I got serious hallway rage and I ripped off her face.
by ThunderHandsJr February 18, 2017
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Hallway Hello Friend

Someone you know who isn't really your friend, but who you say hello to when you see them pass by. This term usually defines someone who you don't really know that well or who you don't really hang out with, but is someone who you would greet in passing.
Person 1: "Kelly Smith. Do you know her?"
Person 2: "Sorta. She was more of a hallway hello friend"
by makalive45 June 03, 2009
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hallway crush

wow look at Chrystal over there! she’s my hallway crush
by rxven November 20, 2021
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Hot Dog In A Hallway

1. A girl who has had so much sex, that the mans penis flops round in her vagina.

2. A Man with a small penis, that flops around in a girls vagina.

3. Sad combination of both. (Its likely to happen too, cuz if she has hallway, then she likes the sex, and you have a penis, albeit small, you still have a good chance)
"Dude Tracy is a slutbucket, I was flopping around like a Hot Dog In A hallway"
by Zach "Tay Tay" October 21, 2006
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For better hallway vision

For use while stoned.

Said by The Criminal in The Breakfast club, referring to a pair of sunglasses. Updated to mean something to do while high on marijuana.
1# The other night I bought a Pink Floyd album for better hallway vision.

#2 Lets save these cookies for better hallway vision.
by 0rph April 21, 2010
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Hallway Cha-Cha

The dance caused by running into someone in the hallway and in order to get around one another you both step to the same side, and then to the other until someone stops moving so the other person can get past.
I was walking down the corridor when Wendy and I ran into one another. We ended up doing the Hallway Cha-Cha before we continued on our way.
by Blondie McHottie July 08, 2005
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