Bryce hall is a simp

Bryce Hall is a simp for Addison Rae. He is in love with her. If you want clear skin stan Braddison.

Bryce hall is a simp for Addison.

by Im.a.simp.4.hall November 2, 2020

Hallmark Holiday

A holiday that seems to exist only for the purpose of selling greeting cards (and flowers, etc).

"What the hell, it's Administrative Professionals Day?"
Yep, just another Hallmark Holiday."

by TheMonger May 5, 2006

Hallmark

A conglomerate constructed entirely of cardstock, glitter, and Keepsake ornaments. Hallmark's main goal is to perpetuate Christmas year-round, so it's four quarters are labeled as follows: Almost Christmas, Christmas, Still Christmas, and Valentine's Day. Among it's many schemes for holiday perpetuation are things such as: three (3) separate keepsake ornament events (the first of which occurs in July), constant, nagging reminders to customers to begin stocking up on cards for Christmas (beginning sometime around August), and the unnecessarily long "post-holiday sale" that runs right up to the beginning of Valentine's Day.

Since Christmas provides such a large part of Hallmark's revenue, it feels the need to begin releasing it's prized Keepsake Ornaments in early July, just as most people are finally beginning to put the horror of the previous holiday behind them. Thus, "Almost Christmas" begins, moving smoothly into "Christmas" sometime around mid-October. "Still Christmas" begins directly after New Years and runs until February 14th and often beyond, so "Still Christmas" and "Valentine's Day" often overlap.

Valentine's Day, which is the lesser of Hallmark's insidiously overdone holidays, fills in the gap between Still Christmas and Almost Christmas nicely while still managing to fill the duel purpose of guilting men into showering the objects of their affections with glittery cards, fluffy teddy bears, and heart-shaped boxes of chocolate.

Woman One: "I'm headed to Hallmark to get some birthday cards. Do you want to come?"

Woman Two: "Nah, I'm not in the mood for Christmas stuff right now."

Woman One: "It's July, I think you're safe."

Woman Two: "Well... alright..."

Sales Associate: *as they walk into the store* "Welcome to Ornament Premiere! All of our new Christmas Keepsake Ornaments have just come out for the year!"

Woman Two: *faints*

by taekwondoangel1 July 18, 2009

the kids in the hall

A surreal Canadian sketch comedy show from 1989-1995 that was produced by Lorne Michaelsand stars Dave Foley, Bruce McCullogh, Kevin McDonald,Mark McKinney, and Scott Thompson

We watched Kids in the Hall on Comedy Central at hard to access times.

by Adam January 7, 2004

bushey hall school

Hell. where an evil old witch trys to run things around there, says shes leaving every year but fails to do so and haunts the place since anyone can remember.

*before the switch over to bushey hall academy, it was once a jokes school that could be mistaken for a huge amusment park with 4 blocks of chaos, plenty of supply teachers to terrorise, old hags to get in trouble by, maths teachers that sells drugs, drunk history or english teachers, that one fit p.e teacher!!!and a bunch of kids fucking it up.

it smells like hell, it looks like hell, all i can hear is hell, the weather is hell, this must be 'Bushey Hall School.'

by WattyG1 January 23, 2011

Husker Hailmary

The brilliant battle tactic employed by Commander William "Husker" Adama in the 3rd season episode "Exodus pt. 2" of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica series. In a bold attempt to rescue the human colonists on New Caprica, Adama jumps the Galactica into the atmosphere directly above the settlement, causing it to "drop like a rock." This lets them by-pass Cylon orbital defenses. Just before hitting the ground, the ship launches a squad of vipers right before jumping back out into orbit again. The Galactica takes heavy damage as it shoots like a fiery comet toward the ground, but the tactic pays off and enables the colonists to escape the planet's surface.

Cylon child: Mommy mommy! I had a nightmare that a battlestar was falling from the sky in a ball of flames and it was spitting out planes like bullets and the world was coming to an end and then suddenly....it was gone. And the smoke in the sky seemed to spell out "Husker Hailmary."

Cylon parent: Don't worry sweetheart. Spaceships can't do those things and there isn't a commander in the universe who could ever pull off a stunt like that. Or is there?

by Mr. Crumbles October 23, 2006

Hall Sweep

When the school announces there is a Hall Sweep on the intercom. You have to get to class before the bell rings, because the teachers will lock their doors and the security officers will come and get you. Then you get Saturday Work and have to clean thrash on Saturday. Hall Sweeps are announced during passing period and are usually called after fights, that usually ,but not always occur during lunch. Sometimes they are announced more than one passing period.

Bill: Look a fight!

John: Cool lets go see.

*watches fight for about 10 seconds*
*security runs to stop the fight*

Bill: Woah his nose was bleeding

*bell rings*

(INTERCOM speaker announces -THIS IS A HALL SWEEP ,ALL STUDENTS OUT OF CLASS AFTER THE BELL WILL GET SATURDAY WORK!)

John: Oh crap, gotta get to class.

by Anonymous--AL April 27, 2008